Do you write all of these pieces about Barstool because you dislike them, are jealous of their popularity, or just because they always generate a lot of clicks?

I thought Jim Nantz had money on the Rams with how much of a homer he was  being. He was trying to jinx everything the Patriots did, starting with that first kick from Gostkowski.

guy is a legit doofus if he thinks deflategate was cheating

It’s almost as if their squad is ridiculously expensive and talented...

to be fair to Chara, he’s so tall that the boards allowed Ovechkin to basically table-top him.

I thought that Nadal vs. Thiem at the US Open was a better match.

no but you can just go for really risky, low percentage shots that require you to expend less effort but are likely to go out. 

why is she lurking in those shrubs lmao

yo if I’m playing volleyball with you and you tell me you played DI, I’m feeding that shit to you all day every day. Same thing in literally every other sport. 

that sounds terrible. So if a woman picked up the ball and started dribbling at you - you just had to run away from them?

.... obviously? The guy doesn’t care about having fun. He wants to win games.

there were calls for Klopp to be sacked? What are you smoking man, and can I have some?

ESPN is just kinda buns.

Clearly you didn’t watch the Bucks vs. Celtics series. That was a great series.

you’d think the mom would want to do like at least ONE practice toss at some point before hand?

what would it take for Deadspin to hire another soccer writer? This article was buns.

not even in the slightest

I would bunt constantly if I was always facing the shift. Baserunner is a baserunner.

So I take it there is not a tradition of bending the rules in cricket like there is in baseball? I guess because baseballs are replaced constantly in games it matters a little less but they always said “if you ain’t cheatin you ain’t tryin”.

ummmmm.... it’s a Range Rover.