What this Jared Goff’s doing?

My all-time favorite MB quote.

When will Deadcast return?

Number of people walking outside of the stadium, not attending the ballgame, were thrown in as well.

Maybe she shouldn’t be so vague with her words. I mean, what part of “please stop contacting me” should he understand after hearing it for the 12th time?

How is this still happening? How?! HOW?!

C’mon now. That’s not in the spirit of JoePa. Security would more likely just rape innocent bystanders while the statue pretends not to see.

And the uniform’s fabric matches Lincoln’s bloodstained pillow.

It’s just strange that in one breath Joe supporters are like “He was more than a coach to this college! He was a brilliant and all-knowing member of the campus!” and then a second later are like “But how could he have known about the abuses? He was just a simple ho hum de dum football coach.”

So what this article tells me is that I should have done more shit when I was still a minor......ugh.

Same with Aaron Rodgers. Last year there was a game where Linval Joseph tapped him and he got roughing the passer, while in the VERY SAME GAME, Teddy Bridgewater was tackled/sacked by his facemask...and no flag.

I wrote this on a previous article, but it’s worth repeating (again I neither like nor dislike both the Broncos and Panthers). But HOLY HELL- Cam really doesn’t get calls that 99.9% of the rest of the NFL’s QBs get. WHY? Is it because he’s big and black? Because he has the AUDACITY to celebrate TDs? *insert Aaron…

I neither like nor dislike both the Broncos and Panthers. But HOLY HELL- Cam really doesn’t get calls that 99.9% of the rest of the NFL’s QBs get. WHY? Is it because he’s big and black? Because he has the AUDACITY to celebrate TDs? *insert Aaron Rodgers doing the championship belt celebration*

Non-related..I already miss the collage of faces at the top of Deadspin.

“America’s the best freedom-loving country, dammit! Now show mandatory reverence!”

#bearnakedandicanttakeit

Whoa. That’s can’t be unseen. Damn you.

“Peppermint Nut Roll!”

Question: What would need to happen for a player to be charged with a crime for an action during a game on the collegiate or NFL level? Straight out murder?

I predict he’s going to have a .316 batting average.