Andy Bernard ran today's marathon?

Once again, Being Hit By a Car is being vastly underrated.

Fine. Don't eat it. All the more candy corn for me.

Another soldier was killed in Montreal on Tuesday, in what was also believed to be a terrorist attack.

Jesus left.

"Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"

So basically, the Saints' bounty system was not just limited to on the field.

It could work if it was all capitalized and in cursive! Fools.

You used a lot of words to basically say "Suck it, Cards! You lost! Lolololol!" And I approve.

The Good: Penguins
The Bad: Islanders
And the Ugly: Whalers

The horn of the St. Louis Blues is just a little too humble for my taste.

For sale: Cardinal fan's hubris, never used.

Have you checked Netflix?

I never understood why some players grow their hair out when it's actually not illegal to pull/tackle via the hair.

True. It was one of his best seasons of his career.

+0.99

Someone in attire for the Chiefs (a mascot representing a people disenfranchised by America)...is shouting USA USA USA....to someone in attire for the mascot Patriots.

I've heard of this thing called irony. Is this it? Is this that irony thing?

I immediately thought after seeing this live, "That will be on Deadspin."

As an Alias fan whose favorite show went down the gutter after JJ Abrams left to focus on his new show "Lost"...I'm glad Lost fans got a shitty season and finale.

So the lesson is, don't marry or breed with a running back.