As a Vikings fan, I hope they get rid of him....preferably, in a lucrative trade.

Herschel Walker Trade Part II:
The Revenge of the Draft Picks

I'm sorry, I think smotpoker is off his rocker. I think he's lost his mind.

*turns on a gaslight*

*jerking off gesture*

I would consider him spitting on her before her slapping him as the initial physical assault.

Kyle, I think it's worth noting that it if you try to use the name "Ray Rice" in your gif, it won't work. Instead it says "Illegal use of words" and won't create it. I tried using other players' full names and it works just fine.

"I think IDF and Hamas are great groups." - Shawn Roberts

Thanks, Obama!

Yeah, I'm torn. I wanted Netherlands to win and they clearly outplayed Mexico the second half. But that penalty! Minimal contact. Exaggerated fall. But I think the ref had to call it. I was just hoping Ochoa would block it.

Okay, Mr. Whisman. I laughed. You win.

Now I realize this is a pretty blanket statement, but from experience, sex for women doesn't take away the loneliness the same way it does for men. Women need more (aka: the dating) to fill that void. So women being rejected beyond the bedroom, I would say, is equivalent to the loneliness men feel when unable to find…

I disagree. Also, I more often will see women be with a less attractive guy because they find them smart, funny or just have a good personality in general. But on the other hand, I can't recall a single couple I know where the woman is objectively less attractive than the guy. Women will date uglier whereas I never…

13. Adrian Peterson, Minnesota Vikings

Though your Tannehill diss is duly noted.

A young Steve Bartman?

Tim Marchman's List of Spring Beers
3. Water
2. Bubble tea
1. Milk

You and Rich's next lunch excursion should be at the desks of the Deadspin writers. I want to know if it's 1) a good place to bring a first date and 2) a good place to bring a doll.

Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix...soup.

Drew, as a Vikings fan, which made you cry more: Gary Anderson missed FG, Favre interception or drafting Ponder at #12?