Look at them being so inclusive with a black female protangonist. In real life, she’d be dead in 5 minutes because her the screeching sound that black women make when they open their mouths would give away their location.

Right, you want to make shit money then rely on others to subsidize your wages because you’re lazy and untalented.

Black people love their phones. They’re fascinated by the glow and shininess.

You really hate hard working people. If you think $1k is a lot of money you should probably start working harder.

Jezebel and several other Gawker affiliates are really, really mad at the rich this week. They’re always mad that people are successful and they’re toiling away in deadend jobs making money for Hulk but they’re super bitter this week. Yikes.

Patrick Redford makes Tom Ley look like a good writer. Wow.

Why do high school athletes make such a bit deal out of their every decision? What kind of narcissistic shit is this?

Triggered. Your umbrella is raping my air space.

In two sentences, you managed to demonstrate exactly why you will never hold any managerial position. But keeping blaming the oppressor. You’re awful.

As long as nothing bad happens to Vlad, I’m good.

I love the sanctimonious tone on Kinja. Everyone here would do the exact same thing except you losers lack the talent to amass any sort of wealth.

Putin’s my favorite world leader. Why? Because he’s a sociopath and proud of it. Obama is also a sociopath but has go to great lengths in order to hide it. Putin just doesn’t give a fuck.