Hopkins has the good grace to look embarrassed.

Yeah, but *why* is she leaving so suddenly? That's the story. If you can't write in any other style except Peretz Hilton;s, at least try and get in some actual news like the pig-faced auntieman does.

Fair enough, what about those two twats who lost their car? Are they available?

With Channing Tatum, the Millennial's Olivier, as Jack Sparrow.

I hope they are taking out about ninety percent of the twists, reversals and surprises so a story about pirates is not just understandable to the average doctoral candidate in pure maths.

When Diaghilev took Les Ballets Russes to New York after their hugely controversial tenure at the Grand Opera where he debuted the Nijinsky-directed 'Rite of Spring', he had to have the entire corps de ballets prance and twirl to a hastily choreographed version of 'Yankee Doodle' (arranged by Stravinsky)after the main…

He he. Barry kills American children with drones. Looks like your Sydney Poitier turned out to be OJ.

Come off it. We're not *Corrdry* ugly. We're *Rogen* ugly. Still, that doesn't explain why so many top models and nubile starlets fall for Jonah Hill who is *Hill* hideous.

I'd like to have seen them pull that shit on Sarah Bernhardt.

Oh yes. It was our beloved Barry who single-handedly tracked down Bin Laden.

I think we can agree on saying that 'Phil' is transparent and has no perspective.

American commentators on these forums are so easily satisfied with the second-rate. It's strange.

" Just as there are plenty of low- or middle-income Americans who support lower taxes on the wealthy because they see themselves, in the words of John Steinbeck, as “temporarily embarrassed millionaires,”…"

Apology accepted.

This is nothing new either. Google 'The Glasgow Empire'.  The audiences there would throw bricks and the management had bouncers either side of the wings to make sure you didn't come off before you'd done your time. And that was in the 1930s.

From that evidence? Still, no.

That might be a strike against your career in comedy. Not that it seems to have stopped Donald Glover.

Fuck off, tipper gore.

Like you're doing now, prissy?

Were you very funny?