You obviously never saw Sheen in that Twilight film. That went beyond scenery-chewing and  and into soundstage-gnawing

Post hoc rationalisation, and you know it.

I thought it was a delicious confection of loveable characters in relatable situations that spoke to my heart.

Checkov's Gun.

That's true. However, it was a one forty-second joke stretched out over six episodes.

BECAUSE NANOBOTS!

"Not understanding why she was fine after having C-Section surgery.  Injecting herself with nanobots."

And Mitch Hurwitz to shows that bad TV also gets punished.

Hey! They had to take their helmets off because Ridley can't film a lot of people with their faces obscured by plastic bubbles! That's why these highly methodological scientists removed their filtration masks in a known hostile environment that could be teeming with spores, bacteria or nerve agents! Because Ridley…

When the alien worm appeared and the bad scientists began to pet it, I was literally screaming:'Fuck you! You deserve to die!".

It had Ralph Fiennes in it wearing such a super-refined expression of disgust in every shot that I imagined he'd pissed off the costume lady and she'd smeared dogshit on the hem of his robe and he was never quite sure where the stink was coming from.

I always saw Draco's anger as a symptom of his homosexual panic. Pity Rowling didn't run with that.

True. But Rowling didn't really go anywhere with that. Like she didn't go anywhere where S.P.E.W. which, despite the early set-up, just seemed to fizzle out. That could have been quite fun and parodic but Rowling just let it fade away. Guess she just had so many plates spinning plotwise that there was no room for any…

Oh look. I'm on fire. I'm changing. All change is for the good!

Bravo!

The book sounds funny but his BBC TV series was lame and toothless oddly.

Oh it was far from being funny.

Wow. I love how you three are rewriting history right here.

It better take the form of being funny next time round or my bitter disappointment will turn to burning anger.

Interesting story but how petty and trivial it all sounds.