stick together, folks.. we got this!

I heard they do a Doors show.  

“You’re kidding”

Could probably make a relevant joke about “Crystal Shit” here, but I can’t think of one. 

Crystal Symphony is such a good stripper name

From “Bitchin Camaro”. Pertinent...

Yeah that’s my point about familiarity. If you’re used to wrenching on old Mercs and know what you’re doing, maybe you can do the work yourself at an acceptable price point.

Tacked on dashboard tablets that look like a nine-year old thought it up.

Rolling coal. Bonus points for big rims with low profile tires on a lifted pickup, virtually rendering it useless. 

Six percent of you voted nice price on that Jaguar abomination yesterday, and you should be ashamed.

Probably one of those drive-through daiquiri stands in Louisiana; idk I don’t eat in my car.

Non-Midwesterners don’t know what they’re missing out on.

Better than asking someone to “knock me up in the morning.”

In Soviet Russia, badges remove you.

I’ve always assumed bent frames.

I’ve been told it is usually frame damage that resulted from a collision.

Porsche does not want self-driving features? I find this to be a wise stance. If you want to get driven to work while snuggled in a blanket, nursing a hangover in the back seat, you probably won’t do it in a Porsche.

10W40

#ballin’

Honey-baked ham? That’s your problem right there. If that held steamed hams, it’d be a best-seller, at least in the Albany area.