This is such a good point.

Creepy and nerdy and I didn't even go to prom.

LOL I did actually. FLORIDA. Escaped as soon as I finished grad school. They have a really good scholarship program. Or at least they did. I could have easily ended up on Gawker.

Its cool. She could also be mentally ill. So my adventures in break ins happened when I was under 18. Its kind of sad to think that in her grown up mind this was ok. Or what if Jeremy is real and she trusted his advice? We will never know....

Yeah I'm currently online dating and all guys do this. Black/ white/ brown/ 20's 30's don't matter. Thirsty be thirsty

LMFAO Ive ended so many text convos with that!

Wow yeah wtf? That's pretty much the same story. That was one fucked up family.

Oh hell yah. The terrorists won.

Embarrassed. It's actually therapeutic to tell you. I also used to stick my finger in my cousin's butt while she slept. Now I only like it when it's done to me. Phew, now I'm better.

Yeah man, it's just fun. We're not hurting anyone. But these days I'd be scared to be shot by someone because you see it online so much.

Yes I know, not my proudest moment. My mom worked late and never bought that kind of crap so teddy grahams and cheetos were like gold nuggets to me.

Yes actually. One of them at least. I would sneak in through her window and her house had an alarm so she would always freak that I would set it off. Also her dad was this huge racist that was German but for some reason married a Brazilian woman (kinda like that Clippers douche) that was even darker than I (I'm…

Ugh you've never bailed anyone out of jail huh? You have a bondsman post bail for you or your friends you only have to have some money upfront and sign that you will go to court or they will hunt your ass down.

I used to do this all the time when I was a teen and my friends were not home. I would go in and eat all their garbage snacks their parents would buy in bulk at costco like the apocalypse was approaching and swim in their pools. I was the poor one in the group but I had a good memory and would remember the garage code…

It's like this: We could be enjoying intimacy but you are ignoring, not answering, not being responsive, too busy as in "playing".

That defeats the joke. Follow maury compson and you'll see what I mean. You just have to find the key words.

What is this? A center for ants?

Or headbut you. I've seen that shit.