I used to do this all the time when I was a teen and my friends were not home. I would go in and eat all their garbage snacks their parents would buy in bulk at costco like the apocalypse was approaching and swim in their pools. I was the poor one in the group but I had a good memory and would remember the garage code…

It's like this: We could be enjoying intimacy but you are ignoring, not answering, not being responsive, too busy as in "playing".

That defeats the joke. Follow maury compson and you'll see what I mean. You just have to find the key words.

What is this? A center for ants?

Or headbut you. I've seen that shit.

Yeah and if this was a Germany game those "security guards" would look downright miniature. Keep it together people.

But throwing toilets from the top of the stadium is tradition..

The funniest was the world cup in Germany. Why the fuck would I drink piss beer in Germany?

#cotd Christ on a cracker that was funny.

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This is the best description of a disappointing game I've ever read.

WHAT THE FUCK

Manufacturing clothes is actually expensive and sourcing tits in all shades may be difficult. Surely there will be a nipple in every shade if the start up does well.

I'm joking. Because of the tits on the top we are discussing.

Calm your tits. Their instagram has pics of the two other shades that will be avail.

That is what I was thinking while I read the article. From driving school; you're vehicle needs to allow 10 feet in distance between the vehicle in front in order to stop in an emergency. There have been several cases where I had to come to a complete stop on a highway within seconds driving 75 mph. How the…

Costed us? The fuck does that mean?

LMFAO @ I'm sure now they probably have something better. NO NO WE DONT

I was gonna say. She's quite fit and I'm sure she worked the fuck out prior to this showing.