Seriously, I personally love sucking dick. I mean I do it behind closed doors but there's nothing wrong with me. I should be thanked, cause I'm a giver.

Sometimes for me the line is when it becomes a distraction. I have two (well many but I'm comparing these two) close friends with boob jobs and one openly jokes about how she can't feel her tits and how they are always in the way. Just at the beach last Sat she yelled out, "Let me know if I get a nip slip because I…

"And I recognize that some women may have certain things that have caused them emotional pain all their lives. They should be able to be free of that."

Good for you! My dad had that surgery last year in the Dominican Republic and I cannot believe how much younger he looked and happier he was as a being as a result. He is a truck driver and definitely needed it because by 4 pm his eyes were practically closed. He is the least vain person I know. Shit, he doesn't own…

Holy shit. I've seen that online.

Efforlessnessbeauty is going to be my next gawker moniker.

I spent 4,000 on my teeth. They weren't even that fucked up. It was just the bottoms that were crooked. The thing was that I have a pretty face and when I smile my teeth came out like horse teeth. It especially happened when I laughed. So I felt that laughing and smiling ruined the effect of my face being pretty. Many…

Or giving the sermon and marrying these asshats! She is a goddess amongst them!!! AND THEY WOULD BOW AND KISS HER FEET BEFORE KISSING EACH OTHER!!!

Are you kidding? Oprah will not be going to this wedding!

WTF?

She's Mexican in the same manner that I'm an American. Birth rights.

Tyrions gf was a porn star in Germany. I saw her Dentist office movie. It was tasteful.

They way he says Sandor Clegane. UGH

I fell in a septic tank in Hialeah as a kid, so I'm good for the rest of my time here.

You are remembering the important things!

I'm picturing this with you being a ten year old lol!

"BAD NEWS, TURTLE. You got here just in time for Corinthians."

Right? And it's not like she's unknown or a newcomer. What the holy fuck?

I read it in his voice too. Not the Gif, the twitter dissertation on his emotions.

So fucked up. Never forget this during the Oscars. Alfre Woodard isn't even a man you stupid Armani fucks!