Boring lays is now my new band name. Thanks.

Ok, cause I'm half Dominican and my aunt had to get a dna test to prove to my family that we are BLACK. Because for years they swore they were Indian, Italian, whatever to cover up the fact that we have African features so we are mixed with Africans and we should be proud of that! I suppose it's cultural shame…

Tell me you are Dominican.

Is he pregnant?

LOL I didn't cheat, I did just break up. But I didn't want to add that to the op post because I didn't want to seem like I was judging. But yeah, terrible! He would be like, "Do you want THE HOG?"

And he called it "The Hog" which makes it even grosser.

Work it daddy.

Same here.

And they go down on you too.

"Some penis may be large yet my vagina is small, when he tries to insert it inside, it hurts so much that I will have to look for another man who has a smaller one [penis] and can do it in a way I can enjoy."

Take your pick.

Kind of the same story but different. My friend in Florida had a green parrot smack into her window and break it's neck. They could tell by the size it was a youth. She insisted to her boyfriend and his child son that they have a funeral and say a few words. When they buried it in the yard within the hour of it…

Lucky for us these fuckers are now just birds.

The balls on that guy.

I will say you know more than I do. Whilst I'm interested, my degrees were in the arts so I read the article expecting some grand revelation rather then just a statement from one scientist. It is very interesting!

But we all work under union guidelines and are protected by the union. Let me know what the cheerleader union is called.

But this is the only way to get people to care about the issue when women are insolent enough to do this shit for fucking free.

Wait, the NFL doesn't pay taxes but doesn't pay their female embassadors?

Someone mentioned a sweetener made from boiling grapes in lead bowls that only the rich could afford.