Are hijinks ever anything but wacky, I wonder?

Shade Academy! Learn to shade, fight crime, and have whacky hijinks.

Recreation of the NYC Parks Department spox’s comments, using the best CGI technology of the early ‘90s:

(What they didn’t tell you in law school is that justice, in fact, isn’t blind. It’s just nearsighted. With some corrective lenses or a bit of LASIK, justice can see clearly and make some exceptions based on common sense.)

KARA Welcome back :)))

Maybe you should consider being a Shade Consultant rather than a Shade Judge.

Locked Lochted Up Abroad is a show I would watch the hell out of.

Or Lochted Up Abroad as it were.

It’s traumatic to be out late with your friends in a foreign country - with a language barrier - and have a stranger point a gun at your and demand money to let you leave

it’s not the words “SORRY USA AND WORLD” written in crayon on a piece of light green construction paper.

DO NOT FUCKUP IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY

Just admit you lied, you fucking asshole.

Can we please not call it a donation. It was a fine:

other proof they didn’t get robbed - they didn’t get robbed.

it’s not a shakedown at all, dummy. filing a false police report is a crime everywhere. they could keep them in rio tied up in jail if they wanted to.

I was so fucking pissed off about that. Poor Gabby.

White dudes getting into drunken fights, then making up a giant lie to cover up any trouble they may get into and then expecting everyone to be cool when the lie comes out? I’d say this is pretty damn representative of the US.

All in all, this was probably one of the best parables on why you should never lie to you mother. Really, really bad things will happen.

Wait what? Extortion? He’s being fined, FFS.

if only ryan hadn’t lied to his mommy