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Oh girl Michelle is going to be waiting on the tarmac for you

YES. I wanted that pink dress SO BADLY.

Radiohead is a mom band now. No shade - moms are cool - but it’s real.

That was a disgusting paparazzi trend. Aiming the camera lens for between the legs in the hope of catching women without underwear. Jesus, that was a low point for society.

Not headed for Harvard this fall. She’s taking a gap year and working at, I believe, the US Embassy in Spain. (I know more about the Obama family than I know about my own sometimes)...

Omg I still remember the song! My date with the presidents daughter ohh yeaaa my date, with herrrrr

Especially since Rose’s plastic surgery was the result of a really bad car accident. He and his wife are such raging assholes.

“Lesbian shitass” is one of the funniest, most random insults on this planet. It's the best thing to come out of the Baio/Jezebel feud.

When they say she was denied feminine hygiene products, I assumed they were talking about period supplies, rather than soap and toothpaste etc. Surely the denial of tampons/pads is both cruel and unusual?

I very much enjoyed hearing and seeing her take charge of this situation, but I’m very unhappy she had to do this in the first place. And I’m not entirely enamored of the defendant’s lawyer, who pussy-footed around this shower-less, trouser-less, tampon/pad-less mess and who apparently was going to allow a 75-day

Meh, it kind of sounds like the patriarchy to me to say men’s bodies aren’t beautiful. After years of straight men foisting their gaze on the rest of us, of course we would have a difficult time finding men beautiful. Straight men say dicks are funny not sexy, so they must be.

I'm a sucker for a good forearm. And hands. I really look at hands.

I think we can all agree that whoever the shared parent of Bill and Roger is, he or she is responsible for a ridiculous amount of panty dropping through the generations.

Have you seen young Tim Kaine?

Prince’s siblings are battling over his $3 million estate.

You’re chock full of poorly considered opinions.

For a family that built their fortune on allowing cameras to film every detail of their private lives, you have to wonder what startling details are even left to be revealed.

Yoko, between the ages of 14 and 17 I loved myself multiple times a day, every day and the world was still kinda shitty