If he ever touched reality, we would’ve heard about the lawsuit by now.

If you told me Kim Jong Un or a 10 year old boy said that I would believe you equally either way.

That’s why Mexico should pay for the wall now. When climate change that we’re ignoring forces a day after tomorrow situation and people are trying to move south to Mexico, they’re going to wish they had a way of keeping us out.

His map just has the US, Mexico, Russia, China, a fuzzy shape marked “Black people” a fuzzy shape marked “Muslim Land” and a little patch marked “Return Melania here after 15 year warranty for full refund and replacement”

What kind of Hollywood blacklist could they threaten Constance Wu with? They’ll replace her on Fresh of the Boat with Scarlet Johansson or Emma Stone? Speak the truth, Constance!

That looks like a Sims house on acid.

Remember when Michelle Obama wore a sleeveless dress and people were scandalized but now the Trumps are the classiest goobers on the block?

In latter years, you get the sense that the relationships were true partnerships, with balance, where the First Lady and the president complimented each other and propped each other up. Where they were each other’s helpmate, and each had accomplishments that brought something useful to the table. In a few cases, you…

The thing is that Michelle wearing you was an instant boost. Melania wearing you is bad PR.

Marla did but Tiffany didn’t. If they need a pay day, people would read a tell all from trump’s forgotten daughter, and if some secondhand anecdotes from Marla sneak in, who’s to say what Tiffany overheard?

If his fetish is getting pissed on in every hotel Obama stayed in it’s probably better he stays home.

Knowing what we now know, he might like it if you did.

Or bow out at the last minute, intentionally creating an awkward scramble after they’re announced but refuse to come to the podium, and take a knee instead.

And that’s the 60s legacy- but just last year he led the sit in for common sense gun legislation, so he’s not resting on his laurels, he’s still at it!

There are a host of people who are trying to make their way in 2017 by being “one of the good ones”. In most cases, you HAVE to think they’ve decided they’ve outgrown minority support, but Zoe Saldana has always been suspect.

Some people gain weight after sexual abuse because it makes them feel insulated from abuse in the future. Losing a bunch of weight for a reality show doesn’t fix the underlying problem.

Not necessarily, the oldest 2 were Angelina’s all by herself for a bit before she got with brad and he adopted them as well, so he came into their life at a less formative time. I could totally see them being loyal to their mom in any situation, but I don’t know their private life, and there are 100 different…

We’re living in a Post Magic Mike world, anything goes.

He’ll be sworn in on a first edition copy of “The Art of the Deal”

Dicks at least have a purpose.