Ten Jalopnik Writers Nobody Expected.

Nah Jesus drove an Accord, but he didn’t talk about it much.

*yawn*

You’re a twat. Have a super day.

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Cars don’t eat BMWs or anything else for breakfast, because they’re cars.

Jalops are cool

It has one on each side.

And also me.

Kanye west was getting some Kanye rest so that he can go on tour at his Kanye best. Not in his Kanye nest, but still flying Kanye West. Torchinsky was next to him and that’s not a Kanye jest. Now normally Kanye’s in his Kanye Vest. Embroidered impeccably with his Kanye Crest. But this is something he keeps close to…

I just saw this on Kanye’s blog:

I don't like your friend. Parting out perfectly good cars is sacrilege. Doing so purely for profit is more so.

They need to stop making Homages and actually make updates to the cars they are exalting. Excluding the “i” cars, their product planning is about as exciting as Lexus at this point. They need something other than lease specials of varying heights and sizes.

Definitely needs to cultivate some mass.

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In the last 24 hours or so alone, I count articles on an old Nissan Skyline that one of our writers imported, a rare Ford Focus RS for sale in America, a bizarre Brazilian Isetta from the 1980s, the new BMW M4, weird Honda events in Japan, a flowchart on how to pick your own Top Gear hosts, and an extensive review of…

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.