Reality: none of them spit anything out ever.

That's why I always pee in the pool from the diving board.

...that car probably sounds like crap in any language.

MR2. Sorta sounds like SHIT in French. What the hells..?

There will probably be a larger roll out to the rest of the network when we're more certain we've resolved the lingering issues, how long that is depends on how complicated those issues are.

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

...not all man holes are always covered

No no. Always a treat.

Is this guy pissing in the gas tank?

I'm working on a patent that lets you know if you cut your arm off with a chainsaw. You wear this full-body biosleeve, which logs your body's information. It transmits via bluetooth to your phone, and if it detects an anomaly like an appendage is missing, it notifies you via text message.

Repeat after me: Core-vet ZEE-oh-six

CROSSCABRIOLETMOTHERFUCKERS!

I'd sell the R8 get a C7 and a BRZ

• Driving

And this gif perfectly depicts the author of this post.

You sir are an idiot and every reader of jalopnik would agree with this statement. If driving is soul sucking you are doing it wrong and are exactly what's wrong with most people of this generation.

There's an alternative purpose for cars far beyond simply transportation. Not everyone agrees that cars a soul sucking, or a necessary evil. Some of us actually ENJOY cars. Weird, huh?

Ask him if Infinity is going to make him change his name to Qebastian Qettel.

What, someone paying to play?