Why? They already won constructors, points mean nothing to the team now as they've already won. If Nico made half an effort to disguise it as a mistake he would've been fine.

I'll fetch a rug

Now we need a Tavarish article about “Why buy Ferrari stock when you could buy a Scuderia Ferrari track jacket to piss all your friends off and make yourself look like a douchebag?”

Please tell me this is a true story.

That’s a really crisp crease for a simple v-neck t-shirt, Mr. JPM.

This is the first time I’ve even looked at the layout for Baku.

Reminds me of the previous-gen California... I kinda like it actually.

“My hips don’t lie, I’ve got a bit of a booty on me.”

I’m sure it is. I can’t think of a single thing that vehicle could do well other than inspire comments such as “holy shit, that’s fucking ridiculous.”

I don’t think this qualifies as a car, but it it definitely fulfills the “too fucking much” criteria...

It’s been done before...

I love that this comment is basically exactly the same style as your articles, just shorter. Good information, and a snarky punchline at the end. Classic DeMuro.

Even if it’s not a crossover, from the looks of that teaser, it’ll still be horribly ugly...

They should add one car to the production plans and make it a special Floyd Mayweather edition without an engine. That way a drivable version doesn’t stay in his garage racking up exactly 0 miles per year, but he can still have one to post boastful pictures on Instagram.

And this information has to do with the merits of the car’s design and what colors it looks good in... how?

At the risk of sounding like kind of an ass, let me ask you this: How is getting a red Ferrari showing a “lack of imagination?” It’s not that someone who gets a red Ferrari has no imagination, it’s that they probably chose it because either A. They liked the way it looked, B. It’s the traditional Ferrari/Italian…

No, blame the driver. I like Magnus, I think he does cool stuff, but there’s no denying this could’ve been easily avoided had he not been driving like a complete bonehead. He’s got tons of experience with 911’s, he can drive them well, he just chose not to drive to his surroundings here. His fault, 100%.

This was a good episode, maybe my favorite or second favorite so far. Keep doing them like this, guys.

jesus, do they actually do that? how sad, lol