When you say “fill the ashtrays with coke” do you mean the soda or cocaine?

I know right? I'm getting doubtful that it'll happen but if it does, I'd totally listen to it, regardless of how bad it was.

And since I'm thinking of F1 musicians, I'm still waiting on Lewis' dirty south rap album...

Yeah, that's pretty terrible...

I didn't know Austin had a bag-ban... There isn't one yet where I live, but if it comes, I'll be ready. (Thanks Toyota, Subaru, and Ford for the nice reusable Auto Show bags!)

if Jalopnik commissioned a car, it'd probably be Miata-based with a Miata body...

Hey Mr. Hobbs, thanks for stopping by!

Not really. RUF isn't a package like AMG is to Mercedes. It's a whole separate company that takes Porsches and puts them on steroids.

When I watched the video for the second time (yeah, I watched it twice) it reminded me of this guy I knew in high school. He and his entire immediate family drove PT Cruisers. Apparently they really liked them, I have no idea why... Anyway, all the women (his mother and sisters) had convertibles, his dad had a Limited…

Doug DeMuro, you're my hero.

The Lexus died a horrible death a while back...

The 458 never had the uterus bumper... that's the F12.

The fact that this is your response when there's so many other ridiculous things going on with this car made me laugh.

I wonder if there's some kind of museum in Brasil with a Senna section it could go in...

Just sitting in that seat would make me shiver... I'm not normally an advocate for putting perfectly driveable machines in museums but part of me kind of wants to say "put that in a museum" just because of how historic that is...

Hope it came with a spare...

Nice! Like you said, with all the misinformation out there about importing a car, it'll be nice to actually see what the process is like, instead of speculation and Jalopnik-spam-comment style reporting, such as, "My aunt's cousins' roommate imported a XXXXX and he had to prove that his fist fit in his mouth before…

Gaaaaah! That face! What happened, Mini? This car used to be cute, now it looks kind of horrified. The proportions just feel kind of off, like the traditional Mini styling cues were applied to a generic hatchback through brute force.

The driver looks so out of place wearing a suit and tie in that car, lol

Any news on approximately when Forza 6 will be out? If it's as good (read: has a comparable amount of cars and tracks) as Forza 4, I'll buy it at launch and an Xbox One to go with it. I haven't actually played Forza 5, but I've heard from many that it isn't as inclusive as previous iterations of the game, and they try…