Gaaaaah! That face! What happened, Mini? This car used to be cute, now it looks kind of horrified. The proportions just feel kind of off, like the traditional Mini styling cues were applied to a generic hatchback through brute force.

The driver looks so out of place wearing a suit and tie in that car, lol

Any news on approximately when Forza 6 will be out? If it's as good (read: has a comparable amount of cars and tracks) as Forza 4, I'll buy it at launch and an Xbox One to go with it. I haven't actually played Forza 5, but I've heard from many that it isn't as inclusive as previous iterations of the game, and they try…

These car model names coming to a GTA game near you!

Lewis Hamilton drove Tony Stewart's NASCAR a while back, the clip is on YouTube.

yeah, because insulting your mother is clearly the same thing as making a joke about one of the more corrupt governments. (Sarcasm) It's not even a secret, it's pretty well known that the Italian government has had its fair share of shady dealings. That shouldn't offend you, because it's a fact. Guess what? The U.S.…

it's a joke. relax.

It might be cool, but it'll never happen. The carbon fiber tub would have to be totally redesigned and custom which means mega $$$$$. Not worth it.

All of that is true, and the Vettel/RB8 combo *should've* destroyed the Alonso/F2012 combo, but Alonso somehow made that car work for him and fought for, and came close to winning, a championship.

Did he destroy the F2012 though? Alonso put up a hell of a fight, and only lost by 3 points. The RB8 was a far superior car, and Vettel barely won the championship. In fact, had Grosjean not taken Alonso out at Spa, Fernando probably would have won the World Championship, but I digress...

ahh ok. Internet sarcasm is sometimes hard to detect :P

I'm referring to the Rosberg-Hamilton incident at Spa this season...

Will the one commemorating Spa veer over and crash into any car it's attempting to pass on the highway?

The Range Rover is one of the most capable off-road cars you can buy today, but the only dirt that most of them will ever see is the gravel driveways of their owner's summer house in Montauk.

Oh shit!

I think God's Dad's Boss would probably ride in the back. He's too important to drive, you know.

I hope Walmart payed you for all of that free ad time they got in that video, lol :P

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Lol, speaking of Porsche on Porsche towing action, I saw just that a couple weeks ago... A Cayenne towing a 944 racecar. I would've taken a picture of it but it was on the highway going the opposite direction.

nahhhhh, rootbeer is perfect plain, it needs no extra flavors. lol