Don’t you dare tarnish a car like this with zip ties. Just buy the original style plastic clips that have probably popped out and are probably the reason the air dam is sagging. Also find a spray paint that matches the color of the wheels and repaint the center caps. Or just buy replacement ones.

Not until the Buick 3.8 came out in 1977. Before that, the standard engine was the Chevy 250 straight six.

Give me a new convertible sebring or give me death!

How this isn’t a new Jeep or Dodge Journey over here I will never know. 3 row SUVs are so hot right now....

I’d like to see the Chinese Grand Commander brought over as a Chrysler.

If they rename it, it’ll just be the new Caravan. Realistically, it’s probably a good move for them to do.

They make two cars.... Basically they have turned into the Lancia of the American market. Ironically, at one point Lancia was only making three cars, of which, two of them were rebranded Chryslers.

I’d be ok with a Dodge Pacifica on the roads.

Not sure why they never slapped a Chrysler grille on the Durango/Grand Cherokee and brought back the Aspen, or made the 300/Magnum available in SRT flavor to compete with luxury wagons from Ze Germans.

I feel like the Pacifica sells so much in middle America largely on its “American-ness” so, as much as I like the idea of the Pacifica becoming the new Fiat Ulysse, it should probably wear the Dodge nameplate. Maybe call it the Dakota, just to really fuck with people.

Why not kill Chrysler, and bring back Plymouth?

Chrysler has been gone for a long time.

Jalopnik should sponsor the project and make it roadworthy. Wouldn’t that be great?

Why continually label these are free? They have never charged for any of the updates so wouldn’t it be easier just to call it an update?

Yes they are totally Valve-ing it. They struck gold, and they know it.

GTA Online has had YEARS of expansions now. However, GTA 5 has become stale as it hasn’t recieved any meaningful content. A large number of GTA players still play mainly for the story/single player. So long as they can deliver on the base, single player, game... I wouldn’t be too concerned with what is or isn’t there…

Fair question. I think the best play here is to remove the number after GTA and just build on the platform going forward. They can just plug in a GTAV-length campaign in other cities but stay under the same banner.

So, genuine question as someone who’s never really played GTA at all.

At some point in the grim far-flung future of the autonomous car apocalypse, people will WISH they had an old-fashioned shitmobile oil-burnin’ warmed over K-car to tinker on and drive around with.

People think these aren’t Jalop worthy, but in reality, these are some of the most Jalop cars around. Anything Mopar of this era benefits from basic mods, parts swapping, etc to garner great power/handling gains.