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Give me a new convertible sebring or give me death!

How this isn’t a new Jeep or Dodge Journey over here I will never know. 3 row SUVs are so hot right now....

I’d like to see the Chinese Grand Commander brought over as a Chrysler.

If they rename it, it’ll just be the new Caravan. Realistically, it’s probably a good move for them to do.

They make two cars.... Basically they have turned into the Lancia of the American market. Ironically, at one point Lancia was only making three cars, of which, two of them were rebranded Chryslers.

I’d be ok with a Dodge Pacifica on the roads.

Not sure why they never slapped a Chrysler grille on the Durango/Grand Cherokee and brought back the Aspen, or made the 300/Magnum available in SRT flavor to compete with luxury wagons from Ze Germans.

I feel like the Pacifica sells so much in middle America largely on its “American-ness” so, as much as I like the idea of the Pacifica becoming the new Fiat Ulysse, it should probably wear the Dodge nameplate. Maybe call it the Dakota, just to really fuck with people.

Why not kill Chrysler, and bring back Plymouth?

Chrysler has been gone for a long time.

Jalopnik should sponsor the project and make it roadworthy. Wouldn’t that be great?

and here I am, willing to pay for a “stories” expansion for the single player

Why continually label these are free? They have never charged for any of the updates so wouldn’t it be easier just to call it an update?

Yes they are totally Valve-ing it. They struck gold, and they know it.

GTA Online has had YEARS of expansions now. However, GTA 5 has become stale as it hasn’t recieved any meaningful content. A large number of GTA players still play mainly for the story/single player. So long as they can deliver on the base, single player, game... I wouldn’t be too concerned with what is or isn’t there

Fair question. I think the best play here is to remove the number after GTA and just build on the platform going forward. They can just plug in a GTAV-length campaign in other cities but stay under the same banner.

So, genuine question as someone who’s never really played GTA at all.

They need to stop calling it GTA. This isn’t GTA anymore.

Put Ronin on the list. I literally bought an Audi after seeing that S8 go all slidey through Paris.

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