What is with posting ESPN Deportes clips? If I wanted to learn Spanish, I'd buy Rosetta Stone.

Alright, but I'm taking the veal with me.

where to you draw the line between accommodating someone's faith and interfering with a flight crew

I am a gay man and old enough to be your father. I admire your courage and your self-wisdom and wish I had had it 30 years ago.

To be fair, it's hard to find folks in Alabama with a documented A-.

I'm at this very moment sleeping off an epic bout of food poisoning and a 24-hour hurlfest. I totally feel sorry for this guy.

"SMH, go 29-0, but lose one game and people don't know how to act."

"go 29-0 but lose one game and people don't know how to act"

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

"Leggo did not return to the game."

I worked at a fairly large cadillac dealership in the service department. The service department consisted of a very long building with service stalls on both sides and the dispatch office (where I worked) was right in the middle. I was one of the very few females employed in this department. It was a fun job but…

What a BAMF!

For me, it was three weeks ago when I said fuck it, I need a positive change in my life. My mental health was damaged, and people were dragging me down.

I've been nothing if not professional every time I've given notice at a job. I'm terrified of burning bridges.

"He's expected to make a full recovery and made it home to his wife for New Year's."

You think it was accidental? Because it wasn't.

Praying Mantises are awesome. I grew sunflowers one year and there was a praying mantis on one of them for about three weeks. When bees landed on the flower it would grab them and eat them alive. You have to respect that.

That's because the weird stuff hasn't happened yet. We're six months from Pluto, and three months from Ceres. I expect we'll find the ruins of a lost civilization on one or the other. Or perhaps Kirk Cameron's dignity.

Dun forget Phobaeticus trui discovered this year:

Fucking spiders. Why did it have to be spiders? I'm going to quietly (not so much) hyperventilate in the corner now.