If you call 911 for a psychotic episode, you’re getting law enforcement. Neither medics nor the fire department have guns or handcuffs. Scene safety is a priority, not to mention liability issues.

See also: waste of oxygen.

Even threatening to call the police on your kids is bad (and lazy) parenting.

I’m a heavily tattooed woman living in a very affluent part of the country, my husband was constantly is threatening the cops on me when arguing knowing what would mostly come out as a result of my look in this town.