This sounds every bit as bad as what we actually got. Shame.

Everything to do with retail is technically a scam, right down to the physical design of the store. It’s all designed with the sole objective of getting you to part with the most money possible for the least amount of cost on their part. Black Friday is just the most obvious example.

I’m getting Katrina flashbacks - almost exactly 16 years later...

“A hungry passenger prefers to travel with a raw, organic protein source at all times.”

Porn payments have very high rates of not going through or getting cancelled, which quickly gets very expensive for payment processors, so they very much have a love/hate relationship with the adult industry.

Porn has a long history of bad relations with payment processors, which they need to get the money from their customers. Payments processed for adult content have an extremely high rate of getting charges declined or reversed when compared to all-ages content, which is extremely expensive for them.

As a German in the US, I'm pretty sure this is just revenge for all the truly terrible "authentic German" foods sold in the US. Well, that and the usual culinary crossed wires between continents.

He apparently has nine kids, which I think qualifies as a "fuckton" in most of the world.

Sounds similar to my own method, except I use freeze-dried onions instead of onion dip, half a vegetable boullion cube instead of salt, and a raw egg instead of mayo. After the egg has been thoroughly stirred into the mashed potatoes, throw the potatoes in a hot wide pan with some butter for just a little bit, moving…

Let’s get your scorpionized!

I’m guessing the answer is no - natto has a pretty intense odor.

I’m definitely white, but I love Natto - yes, it smells... interesting, and is kind of stringy, but it’s tasty. Maybe it’s because I’m German, and we have a lot of our own smelly foods foreigners won’t touch (Like Handkäse)?

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I wouldn’t call gatcha games scam games; they are more like digital casinos that give free chips at certain intervals to entice players, with no option to cash out your winnings. Also, the casino and everything associated with it may magically vanish at any point in time.

“That’s to say nothing of ongoing strikes over Amazon’s labor requirements and conditions in its warehouses. Or of Amazon’s system that shuffles in third-party sellers with verified brands, creating a chaotic shopping environment that’s evidently serving up actual garbage and rotten or expired goods. Or of the…

New patch notes:

Ssssssh!!!

The ONE user of the mobile OS with 80% market share?

Except you don’t - after the app updates, the next time you open it, you get a prompt, asking if you like good things, puppies, fluffy kittens, world peace, better messaging functionality, etc., and you can click either ‘yes’ or ‘no’. The ‘no’ button has a little animation over it, showing all the puppies and kittens…

So, you’re saying it won’t get much traction, just a lot more than iMessage, which is limited to the 20% of the market using iPhones?