I wouldn’t say it’s necessarily a bad thing in general, but it does serve to reinforce the reality that most people have terrible taste.

Maybe they are nuclear-powered bobby-pins encased in depleted uranium (for... reasons) and lined with lead? Sure, the fact they they snap like twigs if you don’t treat them excessively gently speaks against that, as does them not exploding in nuclear for when they do, but I've heard worse explanations. I think.

I’ll admit, it wasn’t a non-factor when I finally decided to frost my living room windows - I had kids walk by the windows more than once while I was playing games sub-optimally dressed (Why can’t they stay off my damn yard?!), resulting in minor panic, even though, by all rights, I should feel free to lounge around in…

Well, it is a universal truth that you can never have enough carnitas in your life, so you got me there.

The lack of any real magnetosphere throws a major wrench in that plan - it’s likely why there is no water there today, and why any you add wouldn’t stick around. You’d be fully subject to cosmic radiation as well, even if you somehow seeded an otherwise habitable atmosphere. And at that altitude, you would be floating…

I like you're optimism, have a star!

Yes... The clouds of sulphuric acid... sounds lovely.

Hmm, the gravity, at around .9g, seems appealing, but with atmospheric pressure of ~92atm, surface temperatures averaging 860°F, an atmosphere composed of 96% CO2, no water, a surface made up almost entirely of desertscape, no real magnetic field to keep radiation at bay, and a near-constant shroud of sulphuric acid…

Unless this Cure for Aging has the side-effect of rendering 99.9% of those treated infertile, having something like that made widely available would very likely end up causing our extinction. Humanity is already reproducing at far, far above sustainable rates, and is slowly but surely rendering our planet…

Corpse Run was effective advertising - I just added a sous-vide thingy to my Cyber Monday purchase list, despite knowing, in my heart, that I will maybe use it once, maybe twice a year at most, and that it will spend 99% of its time in The Cabinet of Forgotten Trendy Cooking Tools, alongside the Foreman Grill, the…

*Nobody* looks cool in VR from the outside, ever. It’s against the laws of nature. If you ever see someone looking cool while playing a VR game, congratulations, you’ve just successfully found a demon masquerading in human skin: now, quickly, call the Vatican, and get them to send their top exorcists before it gets…

Well, I know what I would like it to be, which is essentially the original game, but with all-new art assets, character models, combat animations, etc, mostly- if not fully-voiced, with dual-audio and a full surround track. I’d happily settle for Bravely Default: Final Fantasy VII version.

Well, they could always reboot its development (again) - I’m not sure that’s really been beneficial for any Final Fantasy game, but I also haven’t liked the sound of *any* of the changes from the original that they’ve talked about so far... It’d sort of be like rerolling when all the dice show a 1; it’s definitely not…

This is one of the reasons I have charging docks for all my console controllers - with the dock cables all plugged into a power strip screwed in behind the drawers, which in turn is plugged into the wall behind the drawers, there are zero exposed cables for kitties to play with.

I had to double-check that this actually came with the Xbox, since I’m old and my memory is about as reliable as a 5-year-old’s crayon memos, but look!

Maybe I’m just extra-special, or maybe it was a launch-edition exclusive, but my Xbox One came with this thing:

Sorry, but your request conflicts with my philosophy of only eating sentient, rational, inteligent beings.

I’d like to eat Nyarlathotep, sauteed in butter with mushrooms and onions, preferably in one of its non-human forms, but also not one with *too* many tentacles.

I’ve never heard of them, but, unless there is some massive catch, they do sound awesome. Why are they so cheap? Do they have a non-optional function that shoots rabies-darts at anything that moves, and periodically spray a fine mist of flesh-eating bacteria? Because I could probably live with that, assuming it…

Only the ancients of the Neo-MTV Generation still use the term ”crib” for anything other than a baby bed - in proper modern slang, you call it your “Shawizzle-wozzle”, or, if you’re a real hipster, your “floorwallroof”. Even the neckiest garfsplotter should know this.