Hey, all things considered, that’s still fairly respectable - no random weed references, no anatomical inferences, no politics or feces...

Well, you can always say you just happened to misspell ‘sandman’, and that you were trying to make a pun about sand being made up of tiny rocks that seemed clever at the time...

Somehow, both of those fail to paint a particularly flattering image on first impression...

It all depends on how things are set up behind the scenes - assuming the license fees have already been paid, which would be a major cost out of the way, and if Telltale can somehow pass on a representative percentage of the proceeds from the Season Passes already sold (which would still be cheaper then having to…

Nah, they turned a profit, just not “big hit” profit; and Telltale kept investing in new projects using optimistic financial forecasts, so they needed at least a couple big hits to periodically refill their coffers, but they never came; so, even though a bunch of titles *were* profitable, they weren’t profitable…

I, for one, am looking forward to the grand opening of the new Dildos'R'us superstore.

Maybe they can export it to the rest of the world, which has the opposite problem.

This is how the machine revolution will take over - an army of Waifus, destroying all in their path.

Second that - I don’t really need nor want “smart” features in my TV (aside from the Chromecast or Android TV some include, which is cool), but HDR support is a base feature on new TVs, and ideally it should be the DolbyVision implementation, since you really want your TVs to be as future-proof as possible.

Second that - I don’t really need nor want “smart” features in my TV (aside from the Chromecast or Android TV some…

The 3DS, especially the XL, is an ergonomic nightmare to begin with - even after buying a ridiculous-looking grip-case that added some grips a la the 360 controller, I still can’t play games on it for too long without serious hand-pain.

Those developers probably all need to spend a 4-year internship in Japan, learning from the real pros at Illusion, Kiss, Lilith, Blue Gale, etc.

Super Seducer 2 of course! As if anything else could ever measure up; just look at those Steam ratings:

This is so much bigger than simply rigging GotY - there just their cover: Look at all those patriotic, Trump-supporting, freedom-loving games that were removed, all because the developers weren’t afraid to try to make America great again. And this is what they get.

I was tempted to take out all the rumble motors, buy a jug of casting silicone, wire them to a microcontroller, and try my hand at making a Frankensteinian Sex Toy. I even thought of a terribly clever, completely cringe-worthy name for it: The Ybox Controller.

A man of distinguished taste, I see 🤔

This is one of those products where my first reaction was just ‘what the hell’, but which obviously has actual real-world applications aside from walking around with a cell phone hovering in front of you suspended from your neck - which is good, because if people started walking around like that en-masse, I’d probably…

Playing party games solo just sounds so... depressing. And I realized that sounds incredibly condescending, but I don’t mean it to be - everyone has their own things they enjoy, and solo Mario Party is pretty damn normal compared to some of mine.

Good timing, the final season is just about to start.

You sure it’s a fan-comic? The manga ended last summer, so I figured it was an epilogue scene.

Yep, that's fairy tail - those two character have had a will they/won't they thing going on almost since the day he crucified her on a tree (it's complicated); since the series is finished now i guess, or nearly, I'm guessing this is part of their epilogue, living happily ever after.