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Ok, dogs are great - they’re furry/fluffy, welcome you home after a long day, act as a foot-warmer on cold nights, and slobber all over your face whenever your face is lacking sufficient sticky gooeyness, or you no longer smell like dog food.

It’s more of a suing cheat devs, not suing non-cheat mod devs situation.

I think pretty much everyone that wanted Destiny 2 already had it at that point, so it was more of an ad for the expansion.

I was hoping for Alien: Isolation or the REmake, what with Halloween and all; they may have gotten the theme right, but their choice of game went oh-so wrong...

I can honestly say I would have even preferred the games mentioned in the fake “leak”, Nioh and Diablo 3, despite the fact that I own physical copies of both - at least with those, if my discs happened to be mauled by a passing werewolf, I would still be able to play those two excellent games; instead, now I’m getting

Nah, his eyes just naturally generate that effect.

It’s possible their system just uses heuristics to try to ID controllers without clear driver info by the number, type and combination of inputs.

Thank you! I thought I was the only one, and everyone else was in on some secret use for them or something.

I... honestly don’t even know just how many 360 controllers I have... At least 8 of the white ones, from when local online multiplayer was still a thing, and I had two TVs set up with 360s. Two black ones that came with the Elites. Two of the silver ones with the “transforming” D-pad. And then some random ones that I

Am I the only one who is more surprised that the SNES controller was beaten out by Rock Band instruments, despite the fact that Harmonix never released a Rock Band game for PC?

While scrolling through headlines, I read this as:

I don’t know if you’re trying to sound smart by making arguments like that, but you really should quit while you’re behind. Still, I’ll at least answer your questions.

I was tempted to have her wake up to Lee chewing on her guts, but then I thought that might be too harsh.

Well, point & click adventures are pretty simple from a technically perspective (it’s actually not that hard to make your own, as long as you use photos for your areas, or just happen to be really good at drawing), and even in 3D they don’t become that much more complicated.

Spoiler: At the last second, just when you think you’ll be left with a cliffhanger, the clouds part, and God descends on a beam of light, surrounded by a choir of angels singing his praises - he then snaps his fingers, and all the zombies turn back into humans, and everyone who died is resurrected, all the destruction

You’re missing Metal Max Xeno for Ps4 on September 25th.

But Toadette gets the first half of her name replaced with Peach when she princessifies through the power of the crown, so the same should happen to Bowser - he should end up as Peacher.

By that logic, it would definitely be Peacher, since the crown seems to replace the first part of an individual’s name with “Peach”: Toad-ette becomes Peach-ette, Bows-er becomes Peach-er; I suppose it could also be Bow-ser becoming Peach-ser, but Peachser is a terrible name.

Which makes a lot of sense, given that his Japanese name is Koopa (well, Kuppa in straight romaji, but by translation-convention, Koopa), and with full title he’s referred to as Daimaou Koopa, literally Great Demon-King Koopa.

I predict the next Comiket will prominently feature Futanari-Bowsette doujinshi, thus causing Nintendo to refuse to acknowledge the character's existence for all eternity.