You’re just jealous because you're not rich enough to be shady in Dubai.

Trained monkeys.

I am proud to have no clue who any of these people are.

I once accidentally locked my kid in one of those.

That’s animal abuse - the guy was simply using a homemade tool.

Yep, as long as you had the kid for that express purpose; kidnapping someone else’s is also an acceptable alternative.

That’s what they told me, but eventually I still had to get a job...

Yes, but you have to wear these during your heist:

It’s all starting to come together now - it never made sense that the Mushroom Kingdom’s hero would run around gaining power and life by eating mushrooms.

But if you both proritize the other over everything else, wouldn’t you technically both end up just doing the same things you would if you each prioritized yourself over everything else, except with roles switched?

I tried to do my part to bring down the average by doing nothing but watching anime and playing games all day, but then they took my games, anime, tv, roof, clothes and food.

I really wasn’t intending to further reply, given that, from the beginning, you obviously had no intention of actually properly discussing the subject, but given ‘a horse running’s posts, I feel like I should at least clarify:

This entire debacle makes me wonder, what if the real Peach actually *wasn’t* in another castle, but simply had her crown stolen by an impostor, and was too ashamed to admit it.

You really managed to find the perfect facial expression for that one... It just screams "Ooooh, shiny! Now to sautee some infidels!"

No worries, heaven is full of videogames; so is hell, but there they’re all either Star Wars Kinect or Atari E.T., and you have to play them over and over and over...

*sigh* stop throwing your credentials around like a spoiled child - you study literature, not psychology, and acting like the former qualifies you to lecture about the latter is “a bad look.” next time you want to wave your pop-psychology theories on the impact of fiction on prejudice to someone, try not doing it to a…

Well, it *is* a Japanese game, and it’s a fairly common trope there - you can hardly go a single season without it popping up in one anime or another. It’s obviously not realistic, and isn’t meant to be, but judging what, in another culture, is a fairly common element in fiction, simply because it isn’t in yours,…

I wasn’t going to pick this up, since I own the original release already, but from this preview it seems like they really added quite a bit along with the third heroine, making me want to bite the bullet.

Pretty much.

Pretty much.

I remember those early reports on how superthin flexible OLED screens were supposed to replace newspapers, that you’d be able to buy a cheap, foldable OLED “thing” (they never explained how exactly it would work) the size of a sheet of newspaper, and every day it would update itself with the latest articles. It was…

I remember those early reports on how superthin flexible OLED screens were supposed to replace newspapers, that…