Call me old-fashioned, but I’m not sure masturbation toys should come equipped with hammers and ray-guns...

So, essentially, he ended up getting paid $11,000 for 30 days in jail and 100 hours of community service.

New technology grants us the ability to break technology in revolutionary new ways, resulting in the development of newer technology...

I’m not sure about Icewind Dale, but IIRC, Baldur’s Gate actually let you manually set the number of points/coordinates the party characters could use for pathfinding - setting it really low (like 2 or 3) would result in a lot of running into walls for anything but near straight-line paths, and hilarious intra-party…

Nothing to do with career path, it’s all about religion: this income is the direct result of his building a basement altar to Mephistopheles out of the bones of ritually tortured sacrificial orphans, and then giving nightly worship there as he drowns newborn babies in a bowl of fresh kitten and puppy blood, before…

...And this (and the endless series of similar payouts) is why the people that actually create the products that allow them to throw around that kind of money get paid (and often treated) like crap.

I dunno, I feel this works too

That woman clearly has too much hands on her time.

So simple, yet so perfect - have all the stars, you deserve it.

Keeping my fingers crossed for a smooth, problem-free implementation process for these community-requested changes.W Wemay whine a lot, but we appreciate your hard work.

Even if they could put the hardware into a TV, there wouldn’t be a market for it - who would pay extra for a TV with a built-in console that will be obsolete in a few years? No one wants to buy a new TV every console generation, or have to drag out a collection of old TVs every time they want to play some classic…

He’s not on acid, he’s just EA’s VP of Strategic Growth - as in, when they strategically buy out great developers, then gut them, amongst other evil deeds. It’s his job to come up with ideas for the most horrific ways for them to expand their dark influence while spreading maximum suffering throughout the world, and…

You take these games way, way too seriously - like, scarily so. 

I just want to play as the giant death tree. You probably wouldn't be able to go very far, but even stomping a few hollows would make me happy.

Considering what they do to the developers they buy, this seems par for the course.

I don't know who he is, but judging by this comment, that is a good thing. 

Damned liberals, everyone knows there’s no such thing as a “Space Force Ranger” - they’re Space Marines!

The Souls games have all been relatively lag-free in my experience - except for when I get slaughtered by an opponent way better than me, then it was definitely a lag issue.

I’ve taken this test 3 times now, with different answers, and every time I'm WaFrasier...

The issue with German censorship of Nazi content in videogames is that it has always been an absolute, with no room for context: If a Nazi appeared, or was mentioned, it couldn’t be released, whether the game was “Kill All Nazis!” or “Concentration Camp Simulator”.