I hope to be that otter in my next life.

I needed this laugh, thank you. Jesus Christ.

On Better Things, that entire scene when Pamela Adlon’s on stage at that women’s empowerment group at her kid’s school, talking about periods? Just delightful. I love the way that was written and how she did it. 

She was so great on that show. I just love her in everything.

Okay, FUCK THAT. You are my hero for not throwing that shithead out a window.

“A lot of young girls and women have to plan their life events around their menstrual cycle and it suuuuucks”

I mostly came here to say I like the “vagina bread” tag.

“The referee is calling that a slash?”

Okay, I really like those bridesmaid dresses.

I agree. I also think the consultations with counselors and health care providers need to be shown more, as part of the steps of the abortion process. The scene in Obvious Child where Donna goes in for a private discussion with a Planned Parenthood counselor about her options, after confirming that she’s pregnant, was…

You go in for a routine pap smear and they whisper their sales pitch up into your brain while they’re down there. Someone really needs to shut these people down.

Tampons and pads. They wouldn’t even have to be out of the wrappers, the way some men react to them. It’s like those videos of people scaring their unsuspecting cats with cucumbers.

Hey now, don’t insult cats like that. Or laser pointers.

I’m really glad you were able to get the help you needed and not be stuck with a ridiculous bill. Planned Parenthood is great. I just want to know what these idiots picture happening in there, though. Don’t remember anyone ever trying to upsell me on an abortion when I’m just there for an annual.

I'm sorry.

Ugh, same, I love this.

I don’t know if I’m just missing your tone here, but that sounds pretty condescending. I don’t “feel” like anything; the pool is bigger when you’re not solely attracted to one sex or gender over another. We’re not just waiting for the other shoe to drop to go from Confused/Bisexual to Officially Gay/Straight. If I…

What.

Are you kidding? I’m happy someone on the Internet just cleared it all up for me in one brief sentence. How have I been so confused and noncommittal these last thirty-something years? All I had to do was pick a side!