Funny that. If only someone could have predicted this might happen. Oh, wait, *everyone* predicted this would happen.

When I was in my early teens, being raised in a Christian setting, I was taught that “tolerance” was a dangerous word. I hate the amount of time it took me to unlearn that ridiculous notion.

The judge should fine her in exactly the amount she is paid for her job. They should state that they are effectively withholding her paycheck because she isn’t doing her job. While the religious right is still going to use her as a martyr, that would make it harder for them to justify it.

New Girl may suddenly become watchable!

Good...God....

I could totally get behind this

Idris Elba should be in everything.

But...

He’s an actor. That’s the whole deal.

Also, I saw this joke on Twitter and I screamed. I can’t remember who made it so, I’m going to FatJew this situation.

I call my actual dad ‘Daddy’ and that means I never, ever want the word ‘daddy’ to come up in a sexual context. Ever.

EDIT: Dara O’Briain does a bit in his standup where he says that there are certain phrases you should never use in a sexual context because one day you might use those phrases to tell off your children…

Well then you can excuse me while I wash my car, water my lawn, play a round of golf on a course with green grass, and eat a handful of almonds.

Tuna, tho

I also feel like people get a little overexcited about dressing being so awful for you. I’m eating fucking salad, most of which has very little calories, so that tablespoon of olive oil is not going to kill me. It’s not like, salad is good for you, so it must be calorie and fat free. If it’s my lunch, it better have…

The restaurant I work at has a chickpea salad that constantly baffles people, as it is mostly chickpeas, roasted red peppers, arugula, clues and tomato. Oh and raddiccio. They can’t understand where the lettuce went, and why can’t they have ranch?????? (We only do vinaigrette and Caesar, homemade.) The hissy fits…

Because clients change their minds over and over between the first consultation and the final delivery. Because the cost of materials widely vary depending on the manufacturer (a change in paper color can be a $150 difference in a stationery order). Because “it’s not that hard” doesn’t mean it doesn’t take time to…

“Oh my god it’s just a joke don’t take it so seriously”

OMG commenters, there is a point at which you have to accept that when you read an article on a WEDDING BLOG it is most likely going to be about a fairly mainstream wedding, with lots of guests and dinner and open bar and a white dress. You are not making an Important Point by coming here and saying “whatevs you don’t…

I know, right?

That’s been my take-away from all this too: it’s not that these men were necessarily having affairs. They were just paying for the fantasy that they could.