Chase Rice nearly won. But instead, he lost to an even weller-meaning dunce. So…

There's a good chance that Trish doesn't have much choice about being thin. Some people just are.

Yep. Tony was really being generous about Kass, wondering if illness was keeping her asleep. It was Trish he was saying usually slept in. Which is probably why he couldn't remember saying anything about her at all, since it was an innocuous comment that was in her defense.

Yep. Stop talking once you have the sale.

Another difference is that Woo didn't spend the first half of the game being verbally abused by two of the nastiest people the show has ever cast.

Toronto would be the hotbed of aboot sounds. It's actually more regional than national, but since you all have no idea that we have regions, and most of the Canada you've ever been exposed to would be from Ontario (like Degrassi or You Can't Do That on Television), it's become "Canadian".

That sounds about right.

For Kim, I submit Colton first A) getting his tribe to give up immunity, then B) leaving due to injury as her lucky breaks. Can't think of anything significant for JT though.

That settles it. Come on the show next week and let's overpower the American.

You know they would've fucked us and made it a white rock.

For whatever reason, it was jiggered last night. Not sure why that happened.

That also has a lot to do with the fact that they tend to be eliminated early. Which also isn't great.

And most likely the one that inspired Probst's comment, given that it was recent and in front of Probst.

Besides me, what other Canadians have you heard speak? Bob and Doug McKenzie?

The latest podcast is up, featuring the return of the long lost Sheldor, AKA Kevin: http://wordpress.com/read/p…

Liked for "Woo looked like Tony had just pulled a quarter out from behind his ear".

You're crazy if you think Tony isn't playing to win. You may disagree with his approach or even think it will be successful, but clearly, he thinks it will be. That dude wants to win.

Morgan was as inert a player the show has ever seen. If she wasn't A) doing a challenge, or B) giving an interview, she was sleeping in the shelter. There's no point in bringing back eye candy that's never awake long enough to serve that role.

Hard to say if it was the dumbest mistake in the history of the game. Might be, although I put Tyson screwing up the vote split in HvV right up there. But it was easily the most costly mistake in the history of the game.

Except that Amanda and Parvati thought they were letting her to the end. They thought it was a final 3.