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Remember when she suggested people drink more water and people lost their shit in outrage? As if we don't all know that we should be drinking more water. Literally the most innocuous health recommendation of all time.

I really wonder what she’s going to do next with her life. She’s so intelligent, warm and thoughtful. She’s also clearly ambitious, though I’m persuaded that she has no interest in running for office herself. I love Barry. But when it comes to this next stage of their careers, it’s clearly her turn. Would she write a

I understand that, according to the constitution, Obama needs to step down as president but what’s the law on Michelle staying on as FLOTUS?

I actually had 5 minutes with her, but I spent two of them just repeating “it’s SUCH an honor...”

Lauren, one question:

On a brighter note, Dolly Parton and Carl Dean celebrated their 50th anniversary on 5/30. Love is ALIVE.

And she needs this long con, because of the iron-clad prenup he had her sign and...

Something stuck out a me when I read the letter Vanessa Paradis wrote “This looks nothing like the man I lived with for 14 years” it's not exactly a denial that it could happen

I saw Depp on a recent episode of The Graham Norton Show. He was as close to incoherent as one can be and still be on camera. He really needs help.

It’s practically impossible anyway. Sometimes I’ll see a picture of Calvin with a gossip item, and the instant I’ve looked away from it, again I have no idea what he looks like.

And in his grief and sorrow, he rashly changed his name again. Now, he would be Richard Jones. Wait! John Thompson! No! James Smith!

Oof... People aren’t reading the /s. ;)

Oh please the more likely story is that she was out for money to begin with and has been planning this from the start of their relationship, faked all these injuries, eyewitness accounts, and text messages to ensure a big payday.

Let’s speculate: Depp was doing well with his sobriety during most of his 14-year relationship with Paradis, in turn, it was also the height of his earning power and fame. The last couple years of his relationship with Paradis he slipped, went back on the bottle, cheated with Heard and married her - out of the blue.

Guess he meant the kind of little lost boy capable of repeatedly overpowering and injuring a grown woman. You know, that kind!

More like petulant, narcissistic man-child (at best). I swear, he wears all those ratty scarves and a hundred necklaces and rings and gross hats to detract from the fact that he’s a middle aged man. But we know.

“A little lost boy”?!?

That doesn’t explain him shitting on her (once only by implication) in three separate interviews, unprompted. It doesn’t explain why she is the one he lashed out at. It doesn’t explain why the comments were so gendered. It doesn’t explain the mystery that is Adam Levine. So, nah.

He thought it was fine saying those things about Keira Knightly because the people he hangs out with, in the business he operates in, talks about women and people of color that way every day with impunity. So when he got blowback about it and realized his words were heard by people not full of white bro privilege, he

Huh.