Argleblksdflkwne that gif makes me completely unable to even think straight.

"Subway is trying to make "costume season" a thing even though after you've graduated from college, Halloween should be a one night only event, people..."

He wasn't asking for advice about the Viking warrior. He was asking her to go back to talking about the Viking warrior princess costume she had mentioned/worn, and because he was clearly very clueless in the first part of the commercial about the existence of "costume season", the fact that he's suddenly dressed in a…

Yes, prior to that we could only measure using Barbie Dolls and tubes of mascara.

Just trying to compensate for their too-small "footlongs"

She was the first installment of this series: http://thehairpin.com/2014/05/erzseb…

I love this series so much I could scream.

For the record, it's not impossible for two white lesbians to learn how to be good moms to a black baby in Podunk, Ohio. My aunts managed it, and that was in the early 90s. Granted they knew they were getting a black girl - her mother was a drug addict who knew she wouldn't be able to care for her baby, so she put her…

Yes, "get thee to some cultural competency classes" and I'd add on "and for the love of god, stop going on the public record about how your daughter's race is a SIGNIFICANT HARDSHIP to you." She's gonna learn how to use Google in a few years.

The fuck up that resulted in her racial identity being different from what her parents wanted.

ALL MY APPLAUSE.

Yeah, I read that too and immediately hated her. "Its a great place, except its racist. Oh well who cares, I'm white."

"It's quite a double edged sword the child has been dealt"

One of the best replies I have read. It's quite a double edged sword the child has been dealt. Two parents who will treat the child as a mistake, and make her feel awful about herself, possibly leading to emotional abuse. Or putting the child up for adoption, where the odds of her finding a loving family less tun…

"Just move" isn't great advice for dealing with racism.

Woah. I mean your first two points are entirely correct, but I hardly think separating a mother and her child is the right response. Also, ya know, the foster care system is probably not the best alternative.

This is all well and fine, but she's not suing for malpractice. She's suing for emotional distress.

"Cramblett goes on to say that she doesn't know much about black people and it's a lot to learn; in addition, her small Ohio home of Uniontown is "too racially intolerant."

I'm sorry, this lady sucks donkey guts. Good reminder though that minorities of one kind can hate minorities of another. Wrongful birth for getting the wrong hue on your healthy fucking baby? Ahhh I need to adopt that baby girl right now.

If she's suing for the funds it will take to relocate her family and keep them afloat until new jobs are found, I'll allow it. That seems like an expense that is necessary for this child's well-being that would not have been necessary but for the mixup. If she's suing for emotional distress, she can get bent.