Noted, disturbed, and will wrap my bits in clingfilm before swimming in coke.

I have a shockingly high creeped threshold, but this.... just looking at this made me PHYSICALLY SHIVER. NOT OK.

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Oh, please let me join. Nothing would make my jaded, shrivelled black prune of a heart happier. I'll bring my own boltcutters and everything.

I love you. This comment is everything.

I eat lemons and limes like apples and I'm not even sorry. They make my mouth pucker and my lips sting and it's fucking delicious.

YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT TOMATOES THEY ARE THE BEST FOOD IN EXISTENCE YOU SHAM OF A FOOD WRITER *breathes*

Hey, I do feel better :D And the honeydew melon line killed me.

I still haven't read Mockingbird (my sister banned me from reading it until she'd shown me the film, because apparently there's a twist) but I can certainly see how Flies is upsetting. I think if you can read it without being at least a bit disturbed you have issues, and that's the point - how it gets ever more brutal…

I'm in that age range, and a fair few of my peers are entitled like this. Well, most of the men I know, actually. Good to know it's not just me being a cranky bitch.

The quotes in this article just make me want to wipe West Hollywood out of existence.

Also, cats are infinitely better than dogs or children. Cats can be litter trained, for a start.

[insert Grumpy Cat face here]

I want a but I'm a cheerleader gif thread. Grumpy face at trolls taking my gifs.

Really not getting all the hate for Lord of the Flies on this thread. I read it when I was about 10 (English teacher for a mother) and then studied it in English; first I fell in love with it as an excellent story then again when studying it for the interest, layers and comments on society. Am I missing something?

Came for this comment, was not disappointed.

Side effects: childbirth, acquisition of child.

Seriously considering getting "FUCK" tattooed on one boob and "OFF" on the other. If they're going to be staring at them, might as well make sure they're getting the same message as they would be if they were looking at my face.

I would try Coca-cola baths as a weight loss aid. And by weight loss aid, I mean huge delicious drink.

And, y'know, murder.

I grew up in a rather conservative leaning family (although in the UK, so slightly different) and even at they're most awful moment I don't think they'd say that :/

And I'm with you. I feel even more helpless being in the UK but even when this shit happens here my FRIENDS will back up the thugs shooting (or arresting…

My main resentment in life is that there is no Shark Week in the UK. I would kill for a Shark Week. I would strap on a fin and bite unsuspecting swimmers for Shark Week.

Thank you Lauren - and it's great to know you're still working on it :)

Bump bumpity bump. This is exactly how it needs to work.