Does this mean DIY will be making a regular appearance again? Because I don't think words can express how happy that would make me.

I sincerely hope anyone who thinks this is OK is never in a position of care over a child. Children are not accessories, or random objects you happen to be fond of; they are tiny vulnerable developing human people, utterly dependent on you for physical, mental and emotional well being as they grow. Treating a child…

As someone who studies psychology and is mentally ill (as are many of my friends): that guy is a dick. Dick does not equal mentally unwell. He does not strike me as mentally unwell, but he sure as hell strikes me as an attention seeking arsehole.

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I have recently gone veggie, but now I am craving Iberico like no-one's business. This must be what torture feels like.

I completely agree about it being pretty terrifying about how many people I'll just come across and even be close with that you realise really enjoy controlling people in one twisted way or another. I think a lot of times it's more an indictment of society and our culture at large than anything else, but still.…

I am obsessed with lipstick, particularly this type of shade, and yet I somehow have nothing matching and NO IDEA what it is. I must find out!!!! I shall let you know if my googlefu is up to scratch.

Normally I am on the side of whyyyy? with textured nails, but that black really does look like rotting fingernails, in the most punk/Hallowe'en kind of way. I really really want it.

My mother is really into Rocky Horror, and one holiday played it in the car all the way to the destination, when my sister and I were too young to really get most of it. Anyway, fast forward to the first day back at school, and my mother received a complaint. My 6 year old sister had somehow memorised the lyrics and…

Don't throw all your toys out the pram, that's all we have left to help us masturbate.

Normally I'm against unnecessarily snarky and pedantic comments, but this was somehow so well executed I actually laughed. Kudos and stars for you.

The mannequin has ribs, hip bones, and a tummy. Honestly it's the most realistic mannequin I've ever seen and I love it. People don't look like smooth all over normal mannequins, and surely this style is if anything a good move towards a more realistic body acceptance? Don't get me wrong, I also wish there were…

Due to a combination of youth and excellent boob-genetics, sagging is not a thing for my boobs, despite the bloody size of the things. However, if this works, I would absolutely get it done, and I am very averse to elective surgery on myself. If I could no longer have the hell of trying to find bras that fit, and…

I regularly tell anyone who'll listen that it's about damn time I got my bionic body. My meat one is falling apart, I am counting the days until I can start upgrades.

Slightly surprised by the number of comments here that don't like more than ~20mins. Don't get me wrong, I'll take my sex where I can find it, but most of the time I want way longer than that (and yes, just of PIV.) So I pretty much just need a guy who's happy to keep going after his first o, which doesn't tend to be…

Replying to push up. Seriously, agree with powerstuffgirl here, this should really be at the top.

I would kill to try the tomato/cherry one, and I'm not even that big a fan of ice cream.

My Mother is an English teacher, very old British and set in her ways. I was ALWAYS taught growing up (by my British schools, too) that punctuation goes inside quotation/speech marks.

Wow, a looot of hate for long hair in the comments. I mean, obviously this woman is pretty ridiculous, but a lot of the points make sense to me - she's just taking it way too far.

I had super long hair as a kid (I could sit on it, and would do so accidentally) and I felt similar to how I imagine she feels. My hair was…

#BEARDS4LYF

I have managed to get my past 4 boyfriends/sex partners to grow beards and they have all looked significantly hotter with them (so much so that they kept them after we stopped seeing each other.) I see it as a public service; making the men of my city more attractive one beard at a time.