That’s really heavy, and good to ponder sincerely. But the final punchline actually does land pretty well.

You know, he really was a liar and did a knucklehead thing. But have you closely read the best actual accounting of the events? A police officer acting as a security guard decided to pull and hold a firearm trained on someone for trivial property destruction until monies changed hands to resolve the issue.

What does “literally” mean to you?

Its almost like extremely good Pokemon in the wild are really, really, REALLY hard to catch!

That is not how a fad works. A fad works where after a brief uproar it is re-filled with a giant, unstoppable “meh” from everyone. This is active, ANGRY, frustrated users. It means they still care enough to have an emotional reaction to the product. Thus, not a fad (at leats not evidence of it yet).

Just trash them. In this particular instance, I don’t follow your gripe. It is immediately apparent, directly within the app, right next to the items, how you can cleanse your inventory of unwanted items to make room for those you do want. This “trash” feature is built into almost every single game ever made that has…

Imagined and impossible counterfactual to critique the real. Snore.

Altnerative Challenge! DO YOU ACCEPT?!?!:

Since you possess the wisdom and cognitive capacity to tease apart how superfluous aspects of one’s speech impacts your emotional judgement, dare you go ONE STEP FURTHER and then recognize how irrelevant that aspect of one’s speech ultimately is? Do you, brave warrior, have the…

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I am absolutely sure that there are some people who have felt harmed by this Capt. turn. Truly.

However, is sure as heck feels like there are a lot of people who just dislike or hate this turn. And, in their heated expression of their feeling on social media, these people have decided to grab onto this argument as…

Yawn.

That was a solid effort at instantly contradicting yourself.