I do the same thing at the urinal.

This is why you should always spray some on the ground, bend over, sniff it, and THEN once you have confirmed that it is the fuel you desire, fill your tank.

“Hey readers, check out all these awesome car colors that aren’t greyscale!”

All things considered, that’s a pretty good deal.

The issue is that the second-generation (NB) Miata is consider — totally unfairly — to be the red-headed stepchild of the Miata line.

The hardtop makes this a deal. 

This may be the relaxed fit version of the Miata but they are just to small for me. ND

Does anyone even give a fuck about the Cybertruck anymore? Just about every other truck brand will have an electric pickup on the lots by the time this makes it to production. And those trucks are actually useful.

Obviously nobody at Tesla knows about the crazy 190E wiper that bumps up and down.

Emotional Support Chevy C10 for eye bleach purposes. 

Apparently the Wrangler 4xe has an EPA rating of 49 mpg combined. They’re not going to get that all the time, maybe ever, but most wranglers are pavement queens anyway. If they can get the experience that they want and burn less gas, it seems like a net positive.

Thinking the same thing. Like he would have been a lot more comfortable doing this in a Corolla. 

He will probably get out of it and/or plead to a lesser crime.

The googly eyes are crucial though.

The new Fiat 500 is cute. The Abarth version is not cute, but it’s cool and sporty.

The Porsche 356 is a simply adorable car; big, hopeful, innocent eyes for headlights, bodywork that’s nothing but gentle, soft curves, and diminutive proportions that make me want to hug every one I see. Just an absolute cutie.

Always the answer

Nash Metropolitan:

This conversation has to begin and end with the Austin Healey Bug-Eye Sprite. Not only does it have an inherently cute look - it has a sort of earnestness about it - like a puppy that desperately wants to play with you. I just want to go up and give it a floor pan rub. Or scratch it behind the headlights.