purplehairdontcare2
Purplehairdontcare2
purplehairdontcare2

As someone who swears constantly and doesnt understand why shit is still a swear word in 2016, this was past my line. Its Trying Too Hard along the lines of the stuff kids say to sound Edgy and Cool.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Leslie Jones is a goddamn treasure. “I just wanted to feel beautiful, y’all!”

“Sky and her little brother Ocean...”

More than the apartments, I’m more annoyed by the “quirky female character who eats a lot of greasy, fatty food but maintains perfect skin and stays slim” trope. She’s not shallow like those salad eating bitches, she just LOOKS like them.

Legal wise it seems like a solid argument if he can prove it. At least from what I’ve read about wrongful termination law suits.

That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.

I can’t help but feel like Sharon Stone is doing a “fuck all you poors.”

“Lily-Rose is my goddaughter and I was there when [his son] Jack was born, so we go back,” said Manson. “Johnny is one of the nicest people that I know—to the extent where it’s almost heartbreaking how kind he is to his friends, and everyone around him....”

In fairness, pancreatic cancer kills most of the people it hits, no matter how smart they are about treatment.

no she is referring to the “it” as herself which is why i wrote that she was deploying black men as “both object and misogynist,” although i’m mad now that i didn’t write “both object and objectifier,” as parallelism would have been better writing. fuck.

ATTENTION WHITE SISTREN: BLACK MEN DO NOT OWE YOU THEIR ATTENTIONS, SEXUAL OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THEIR BODILY AUTONOMY, ESPECIALLY GIVEN HISTORICAL DENIAL OF SAID BY YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE.

FYI there’s a troll on Jez and the offshoot sites from Jez spamming with lots of pictures of dismembered animals. I’d advise caution towards the “show pending” button and also as a reminder if the trolls respond directly to you (as they have done to me) you can click on those 3 little dots on the right of the star on

this is an actual thing that just happened a couple of weeks ago to me: i am on the subway, standing. sleeping, sitting man wakes up, signals for me to take my headphones off. my first thought is he either asking for directions or this going to be a wtf moment. he then asks, “why is your skin so dark if you are

See also: I am reading a book because I want to read this book, not because I am killing time until a man comes to talk to me.

If I have headphones in and am looking at my smartphone with intense focus, I am probably catching Pokemon to a raging death metal soundtrack. Unless you want to get my attention to alert me that I am about to walk into a gator-infested lake, trip over a wild baby, or miss the chance to catch a rare Pokemon, you and

It’s ok, guys bleed out their wieners too. Constantly! And nobody ever talks about it.

Or, she’s a normal human in a normal relationship, and she’s reached her “fuck it” point. We all know people, or have been people, who have stayed in relationships FAR beyond what, in retrospect, would have been the smart, right time to leave. Few make the decision to marry and really think “well, if it gets weird,

Dear people on my Facebook feed: If you are boycotting Walmart because of how it treated one police officer and not how it treats millions of employees; if you are boycotting the NFL because it tacitly supports not standing for the anthem and not because it tacitly supports rape, domestic violence and traumatic brain

My dog Lucy, a rescue, has a more complex view of the world and a deeper sense of humanity than Ramona Singer. Its important you know that Lucy eats the cat’s shit when I’m not looking.