Mental gymnastics and Trump supporters..... LMAO.

nah

Then I see that 53% of white women voted for this sentient sack of rotting pumpkin innards.

I was a Bernie supporter who hated Clinton. I hated her for her corporate shilling, her fracking and her hawkishness, to name but a few. But I voted for her because Trump.

Handling one’s own poo is a fascinating experience, isn’t it? The guy I was seeing was taking a shower in my bathroom and I didn’t want to shit in there with him — I wasn’t really embarrassed, per se (he was a squatter, so I know he’d seen/heard far worse and wouldn’t judge) I just knew this shit was going to be a…

Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…

All I’m sayin’ yo.