purpled
dec
purpled
Sep 2 2016
1

Are you using a proxy? I was using one for awhile, but I kept getting weather for Dusseldorf and all of my ads were in Russian or Dutch.

Apr 25 2016
3

If the airbag doesn’t deploy, the Tesla goes into “arsehole mode;” where license plates retract, and it accelerates to LUDICRIOUS SPEED mode to escape the accident scene.

Feb 20 2016
10

I prefer our C7 posing at our local country club. Wife mostly drives it so I usually drive the boosted C6 instead (10.6 @ 136 it’s stupid for a daily). I like both photos for wallpapers. Beauty (C7) and the Beast (C6)

Jan 31 2016
13

Yes! Islam! That explains why Iran isn’t independent from the Soviet Union and Britain! Also why Pakistan doesn’t exist separately from India! That must explain why Syria and Egypt totally didn’t come a heartbeat away from defeating Israel in 1973! Or why the mujahideen totally didn’t defeat the Soviets! Or why it Read more

Dec 22 2015
2

Uh, how else are you supposed to fire a large group of employees at the same time, while everyone is off in different places, or on holiday, or whatever? Would it be better to wait until after people have had a chance to spend more of the paychecks they’re not getting?

Nov 6 2015
11

But think of all the money you saved at the pump by providing you better fuel economy than you should have received!

Nov 2 2015
3

In case you hadn’t noticed, half of our government is comprised of Israelis. We’re an occupied country.

Nov 2 2015
37

shipping needs to exist. Unregulated output from marine engines does not need to exist. Technology exists to reduce these emission, but we can’t force anyone to comply because: Read more

Oct 20 2015
536

You think that’s bad? Try being the one responsible for designing exhaust ports.

Oct 5 2015
62

Intentionally unpredictable, then, which is its own concern. It’s the same kind of strategy human chess grandmasters use to defeat computers: as no logical, predictable strategy can outsmart the computer, you use calculatedly “random” or “irrational” moves, in the hope that the computer’s limitations in handling that Read more

Oct 5 2015
5

If the UAW took on MB, would that revive the old Mercedes - Auto Union rivalry?

Sep 19 2015
1

I hope, unlike the diamonds on the Jaguar F1 cars, he was insured.

Sep 19 2015
13

Sure seems like you’re alienating some of the primary audience here with the whole stuffed animal thing. It’s not funny, it’s not cute, and despite your effort with this post, has nothing to do with cars. Please stop.

Sep 18 2015
7

A thousand times this. I’m starting to get into a blind rage when I realize I’ve been hoodwinked into reading yet another article that’s just an excuse to post pictures of these ridiculous fucking toys. I just don’t understand why the Jalopnik editors are allowing this hijack. It’s not cute. It’s not endearing. It’s Read more