If the airbag doesn’t deploy, the Tesla goes into “arsehole mode;” where license plates retract, and it accelerates to LUDICRIOUS SPEED mode to escape the accident scene.
Yes! Islam! That explains why Iran isn’t independent from the Soviet Union and Britain! Also why Pakistan doesn’t exist separately from India! That must explain why Syria and Egypt totally didn’t come a heartbeat away from defeating Israel in 1973! Or why the mujahideen totally didn’t defeat the Soviets! Or why it… Read more
Uh, how else are you supposed to fire a large group of employees at the same time, while everyone is off in different places, or on holiday, or whatever? Would it be better to wait until after people have had a chance to spend more of the paychecks they’re not getting?
In case you hadn’t noticed, half of our government is comprised of Israelis. We’re an occupied country.
Intentionally unpredictable, then, which is its own concern. It’s the same kind of strategy human chess grandmasters use to defeat computers: as no logical, predictable strategy can outsmart the computer, you use calculatedly “random” or “irrational” moves, in the hope that the computer’s limitations in handling that… Read more
If the UAW took on MB, would that revive the old Mercedes - Auto Union rivalry?
I hope, unlike the diamonds on the Jaguar F1 cars, he was insured.
Sure seems like you’re alienating some of the primary audience here with the whole stuffed animal thing. It’s not funny, it’s not cute, and despite your effort with this post, has nothing to do with cars. Please stop.
A thousand times this. I’m starting to get into a blind rage when I realize I’ve been hoodwinked into reading yet another article that’s just an excuse to post pictures of these ridiculous fucking toys. I just don’t understand why the Jalopnik editors are allowing this hijack. It’s not cute. It’s not endearing. It’s… Read more