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It looks like a traditional 2-D platformer with a lovely, pixel-art aesthetic (stay with me)

I think the fact that Travis charges his sword with a jacking off motion was also a bit of meta commentary by Suda51. Overall, I didn’t find the game that fun and while it was supposed to the rare ‘good’ implementation of waggle, I realized I’d rather not wave my arms around on my couch. The offensiveness is pretty

Matt summed up my feelings about Street Fighter V perfectly. They went above and beyond with the Arcade Mode. There’s lots of unlockable artwork, making it perfect for a quick playthrough here and there. Some of that artwork is, ummm, fan-service-y, but it’s a reason to play. And thankfully there’s no one as

Haven’t been in the mood to play an involved story/quest, so I’ve been doing runs in Enter the Gungeon. I’ve been trying to complete the shortcut to the second floor. Last night, I beat the Oubliette but I couldn’t pick up the artifact hidden there because I never got a cell key needed to reach it. Turns out an enemy

If she’s having too much trouble with World 2, she might want to go back to World 1 and do its challenges. They give out a fair deal of experience.

The story of Shalon Irving is one of the saddest I’ve ever heard. She had all the tools at her disposal and still her doctors failed her.

I had re-read your post because I thought you just seriously suggested buying a TV from random dudes in parking lots, but I see you meant a friend who could get a good deal/employee discount.

I’ve read Moore’s original essay several times over and I’m still mulling it over. I agree that people should be mindful of where their fantasies take them, but you obviously can’t ask permission to “look at” someone’s body. Does that mean any fantasizing about physical contact should be off limits? Or is there a

I don’t know if a $100 car seat is significantly less safe than a $400 one, but who wants to run that risk?

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Top of my shame pile is Dishonored 2. I bought on sale months ago and haven’t even opened the damn thing. I’d also like to play Nier sometime soon after hearing so many good things. And maybe Resident Evil 7. It’s weird, I’m not a huge RE fan but I played every main entry until I heard about the CoD-ification of 6. 7

What Luke almost did was a spur-of-the-moment decision though. Given the context I could easily understand him panicking and acting rashly.

The Disney Afternoon Collection is only $8 on PSN right now, so I bought that. Played Darkwing Duck on NES for the first time. It’s surprisingly hard and frustrating. Some people describe it as a Mega Man game, but some key differences ramp up the difficulty, the biggest being you can’t move and shoot at the same

Like someone else, I have a grandma who considered card-playing a sin and shut down any card games except Uno, and we didn’t even play that when she was around. I love that woman to death but she could be the biggest wet blanket. Many a family BBQ has come to complete halt because someone said “Grandma wants to have

For awhile there I said “Everything’s coming up Milhouse!” whenever something good happened. It was a good for a laugh but also funny looks.

I have that problem with Seinfeld. Someone pours their heart out to me and I’m thinking “Good luck with all that”.

The moment that jumps out to me from Friends is an episode where Chandler and Monica are having a fight about something and he says that he was following someone else’s advice, to which she responds with “Whose? Two divorces and Joey?” with Ross and Joey five feet away from them.

I finished Super Mario World on the SNES Classic, beating Bowser and going through the Star Road and Special World. My skills have advanced considerably since I was a kid, I only died once or twice on most levels, if at all. Or maybe it’s because I played through the game dozens of times as a kid.

So they added a free versus mode to Mario + Rabbids and I’ll probably play some Divinity: Original Sin with the hubby, but my weekend is all about that sweet Breath of the Wild DLC. I hope it’s worth the wait and cost. I love it when Nintendo announces something than tells us it’s available immediately. It’s such a

I watched one of the countless specials about the whole thing 10 years ago and one thing that frustrated the Kerrigan family was how she was portrayed like a “Disney princess” when she came from a working class family. Economically there probably wasn’t that big of a difference between the two, Kerrigan just had a

I’ve been playing Horizon: Zero Dawn, mostly doing little sidequests here and there. I noticed that there are tutorial quests that give a surprising amount of XP for using traps and new weapons, but you have to activate the quest or it doesn’t track your progress. Lame.