Imagining him dictate the tweets is hilarious, especially him just screaming “Bad!” at the end.

“I said, ‘I’m not big on school,’ and I will back that up,” he says.

What the fuck is a benghzi?

I think the authors original assessment could be what happened. If I’m changing lanes and a bike comes up fast tehn I will go back to my original lane. The problem is he might not have seen the guy passing on his right because he was focused on the guy in the left lane. Sorry but the bike that passed on the right is…

Get a real bike pansy...

lol...ripping a vape on a motorcycle in traffic and then “DankWheelie” is displayed..I’ve seen all that I can bare.

I’ll never cease to be amazed by how quickly people forget that superdelegates jumped ship from Clinton to Obama in 2008 once it became clear that he was winning.

There’s no conspiracy. If Bernie were actually winning (or if he manages some major upsets in the next few big primaries) more superdelegates would join his…

... its Jeremy, not Justin...

-1/2 star for taking the joke too far and for missing ‘involved’

I never understood where the “hungry 30 minutes later” thought about Chinese food started. If I’m doing lo mein, dumplings, and General Tso’s I'm out of commission for weeks.

I have another theory that could explain this other than “NBA refs are so raaacccissst!”, bear with me:

This is Deadspin the Racism isn’t in the grays.

LOL BEING HUNGRY 30 MINUTES AFTER EATING CHINESE FOOD

The dude admitted he was wrong though. We should all acknowledge this momentous occasion: A reasonable discussion in an Internet comments section where someone gracefully stood corrected!

You do know that the Kyrie and Love injuries actually helped the Cavs in the Finals, right? It allowed them to go all defense and just try to win 85-82 games. Watching Kyrie try to guard Curry, Thompson, or Igoudala will be really comical. And my God watching Love try to defend the Curry/Green pick and roll will be…

What if I told you, that the Warriors season this year will be a 30 for 30 with a not so happy ending?

Actually basketball is the sport where the best team usually wins. There aren’t those teams “getting hot” for runs through the playoffs like there is in the MLB (and I guess hockey).

Good try though.

He definitely looks in perfect form to lose to the Warriors in 5.

I have season tickets. Went to nearly all of the games. This season made me sad. It was a collective failure.

You must hate most of the all-time greats in every sport then