As in she contributes nothing of any sort of value to society. She just exists, basking in the worship of people whom I doubt have two brain cells to rub together.

Please see my edit.

This is a flamin hot take right here.

When did westbrook become the 3rd best player in the league?

Excellent piece, Jordan. Nothing more to say. He was a hero of a baseball player.

Thank you for this.

Messages like this kept coming yesterday, ugh. He will genuinely be missed.

I probably couldn’t have even got a hit off this guy. A great pitcher and a great loss.

Just because I never miss a chance to post a cat pic. That’s my Blanchie.

Nah.

It seems perverse to me that you are openly rooting for the police to have murdered an innocent man rather than have engaged in the justified use of force.

You lost me at ‘Um’.

Pro tip - do not tap any person (man, woman or child) gently on the forehead to shut them up. That is waaaayy more demeaning than Colbert’s question could have been, even if he hadn’t asked it in the most mischievous way (which he did). It was his way to start the conversation with his guest, other than asking what’s…

And he was tough enough to try and pull it out on the cops. Doesn’t matter if you’re 8 or 80 don’t pull anything that looks like a fucking gun on police and not expect the consequences.

this is your only good kinja

also, I am sure everyone was super interested in my status.

Another case of toxic femininity run amok.

I like how one girl shoots another girl and you still find a way to blame boys for it.... as if that even matters at this point.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that other women will kill them.

I think you got me wrong. The bit in itself is painfully unfunny, but your meta-joke on it about Trump was OK.