You only need to be a virgin for your first husband. I don’t even see Christian fundamentalists getting too worked up about the sex lives of widows or divorcées (though they will judge the latter for either breaking up her family or not being able to keep a man). Chastity is really only a priority for the…

See also: Stephen Collins, 7th Heaven.

Hit by a car on the way to the abortion clinic, like in Party of Five!

Looking back on it, you can see the red flag in Cosby’s hyper-fixation on virginity. For example, when Denise elopes and comes home, Cliff asks his new son-in-law if his daughter was a virgin on their wedding night. When the SIL confirmed she was, Cliff has this creepy grin on his face. (I think it was meant to be…

Unsolicited advice that will likely never make it out of the greys: Swim dammit. Get into a pool and swim.

Fuck PETA. They aren’t about what they want you to think they’re about.

Ahhh Fox News you’re so predictable.

Awww, little King Trash Mouth thinks he’s a good President.

I don’t remember if the past articles mentioned if he had a bf but if I was done with my event and just hanging out in Olympic village I would be having ALL THE SEX.

Mango Unchained had better watch his back. The children are coming for him, and they can’t be bought and owned like he and his disgusting coterie are.

It absolutely blows my mind that Republicans can balance the cognitive dissonance of “look, an angry teenager is always just going to be able to somehow source a semi-automatic rifle, even if they’re illegal and rare and strictly controlled and almost impossible to get ammunition for, never mind that literally no…

They were talking about him on NPR this morning, and I got a little nostalgic for the days when binders full of women were our worst problem.

Never thought I’d be kind of glad/relieved to hear that the Republican candidate was Mittens. He’s bad for women and dogs, but at least he understands that you don’t eff with…

That still looks like the proof of life image a kidnapper sends to the family.

You may enjoy From The Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, not only because it’s a charming little book, but because the grammatical pedantry in it comes from the mouth of a 12-year-old (offered in service to her 9-year-old brother). Delightful!

I guess it depends. I watched a lot of MTV as a teen so I was exposed to a lot of things. I was a huge fan of Beavis and Butt-Head too and the sections where they made fun of music videos actually exposed to me music I would have never heard of otherwise. It sounds silly but they made fun of some obscure artists.

And this is why I cobbled together $280 so my husband and I could go see the Tears for Fears/Daryl Hall & John Oates tour last year. I have the t-shirt. Totally worth it.

Also, when Prince died our entire family was together, and the next day my brothers and I kept the TV on MTV, which was showing a marathon of his…

I was a theater nerd in high school and can’t stand to listen to most musicals anymore. Oddly enough, a lot of my favorite music now is stuff that came out when I was a teenager even though I didn’t know it at all back then. It’s almost like my brain decided my nostalgia would be for a teenager that was much, much…

Yeah, I don’t get why the hell SJP would send condolences via a public IG comment and not a personal note. Doesn’t she pride herself on being a champion of old-fashioned courtesies and someone who doesn’t really “get” social media?

Aww, leave her alone, you guys. I never in my wildest imaginings thought I would be a Lindsey Lohan apologist in my old age, but she had such a shitty childhood with those parents, and then no one to steer her in the right direction once she broke free. All she knew was the crap she’d had since she was little. If…

LOL. Cracking up thinking of all your new third cousins ha!