They only invited him for the batteries.

There’s also a universe where Cobra Commander is President and Skeletor is Attorney General, and that universe is much better.

OMG if mine ever says that she’s fucking dead

Do you say this to everyone who gets pregnant?

I almost never watch — here, Cracked, Buzzfeed, etc — video articles get skipped. Is this an age thing? (IDK how old you are, but I’m 45.) Is it a “I prefer to get my video content from designated video sites” thing?

Literally, the most insensitive thing any person could say to a couple going through infertility treatment is ‘why don’t you just adopt’ like it’s going to the fucking pound and getting a puppy. I spent a fortune on IVF and it was still cheaper than adoption.

Have you adopted? I am asking because it is not easy. It’s also not asked of couples not dealing with infertility or illness on the reg. In fact, her husband having cystic fibrosis also could count them out from adoption. Private adoption is expensive (as much as three rounds of IVF at my clinic, if you pay out of…

There better be an episode of My Super Sweet 16 about this!

As an old-timer, I get to do things like reminisce about the Early Days of Jezebel, before Kinja and trolls and back when Slut Machine was Slut Machine, Good, Bad, Ugly was a thing, and there was a pioneering prohibition against body-shaming.

I’m looking forward to when Jezebel turns thirteen and wants nothing to do with us for the following five to seven years. And also when Jezebel gets blackout drunk on its sixteenth birthday and eggs Breitbart’s house.

I would suspect the less snarky answer may have something to do with the rounds of radiation and chemo she went through a few years back, along with what she’s got to compensate for nowadays with not having a thyroid.

While its certainly deserved, the honor is somewhat (read “greatly”) lessened by Tharpe’s inclusion among the likes of Bon Fucking Jovi.

I’ve been busy working on glass projects. I made a crack to a friend about how all my time has been in the garage lately slapping glass down, and then I realized that I need a license plate frame that says “I’d rather be/slapping some glass” but I really do love working with it. Each piece is totally different from…

Did I post my wreath last week? I think maybe not? If yes, I apologize for posting again. It’s “finished” but maybe needs more leaves?

Craft Thread!

It’s going to come out that he paid for a Mistress to get an abortion right?

There are few politicians I dislike more than Trent Franks. He is a self-righteous asshole and I couldn’t begin to list all the ways he has lied about, bullied, and disrespected women, people of color, and LGBTQ people. This is the least surprising Congressional revelation yet.

It gets better. Husband #2 and Husband #4 are the same guy.

She’s on her fourth marriage, but god has forgiven her so it’s cool for ~reasons~

It will be stunning next to my Lane Bryant jeans and Old Navy long sleeved tee.