That’s what’s so great about Target! Unless the one you live by “upgraded” to have Starbucks and took out the food counter.

Does it involve getting day drunk as a goat, Bobby?

Even just peeing would make some noise. As would chewing. What if you snored?

I don’t go to movies AT ALL because so many, many people act like barnyard animals in movie theaters.

and sight? hell they got lights ablaze and there’s a lot of movement — what other predator hunts on sound alone? How about ya just turn anything & everything that makes noise up to 11 and drive the hunter crazy? String bottles up, hang every goddamn windchime you can find at your neighbors house, crank some death…

“I want to make something that freezes beautifully”. From Anelle’s mouth to Elizabeth’s ears. And now I have to go watch Steel Magnolias again.

AS I was watching the trailer, I thought ‘well, they must’ve moved to this dangerous place with sound-triggered monsters after their kids were done being screaming babies. Or else they’d all be dead already.’

Megyn Kelly Wardrobe Wall - 9/25/17-11/16/17

I delayed watching season 3 of Catastrophe for months because I didn’t want to deal with it. There’s a part of me that still hasn’t quite accepted it, and I just imagine her and Debbie running around Debbie’s house and decorating for Christmas in May.

The mother in “The Road” agrees.

I hope they are caught by a fart, burp or vomit noise.

No way would I see this in a theater. Subject myself to the sound of other people’s chewing for 2 hours? Worry about my seat creaking and annoying everyone around me? This is like a panic attack waiting to happen

Genuinely though, what would be the value of survival in a world such as that?

Not gonna lie, my first thought was what happens when you’ve got a bad case of the runs? No silencing that noise.

Of course it’s a game of Monopoly that destroys their existence. Just as the Good Lord and Parker Brothers intended.

“I think most women aren’t ready to deal with the fact that 99% of men seem to have low key (if not high key) bipolar/schizo/sociopathic/narcisstic etc etc. Like its not even a mental health issue at this point, its like the norm with men.”

It’s weird - I’ve been a pretty thoughtful and bold feminist for some time now, and yet there are still pieces of my past that elude me. When I was sixteen, I was at a live-in Catholic informal liberal arts program where we started out with 20 students and ended up with 13 by the end of the year (so small and…

Please make this into the graphic novel of my dreams.

Also, isn’t this how Catwoman started? I would totally be down for an elderly Japanese grandma becoming Catwoman. She tries to knit, but she keeps getting distracted and batting the balls of yarn around. She knocks the figurines her grandkids get her off the shelves for no reason. She takes long naps, wakes up, moves…

Oh I think she has her next meal planned...