It's actually a bigger deal than just being a reason not to die. If you've got a group of people all shacking up in a large room and one of them strokes out in the middle of the night, suddenly you're looking at an all-you-can-eat buffet until someone notices. You have to start putting a double watch (in case one of…

I haven't read the comics but I knew exactly who that was. Because I saw her action figure several months ago.

Really? You're complaining about the whip in Catwoman? I'd call that argument conceded on grounds of clearly not having your priorities straight.

I remember watching the first (and possibly only) episode for a "best stage magician" reality show, and Criss Angel just laid into some putz who absolutely refused to admit that he was using stage tricks instead of getting all of his information from spirits. Best part was where he held up an envelope and said he'd…

No, that looks like an accident that would total most cars but still leave the passenger compartment mostly intact. This looks like an accident that would have pulped anyone still inside that thing. The average car where I live is a small SUV, which makes a Smart Car a drivable soccer ball.

I'd like to say that I see Arthur Gugick's LEGO rendition of this same image, but I can't seem to find any site where he posted any pics of that (though I have found at least two repositories of his MOC images.

Wolverine with a short spear dangling from his nose?

I can think of one member of the Hollywood elite who wouldn't have had to be swayed over to Hitler's side. But I have it on good authority that his jetpack exploded when he was trying to escape from a burning dirigible, so he wouldn't have been able to enjoy the welcoming party.

Gamera is really neat!

From what I've heard, that movie's cast and crew has the highest suicide rate of any movie that isn't someone just using a camera on a tripod to record their own suicide.

No, I'm pretty sure that in this instance, Turtle is friggen pissed.

Yes, but the odd ones will only communicate through sign language. And by sign language, I mean the same type that Wile E. Coyote was partial to.

So....you mean aliens....to aliens....to us. Um... Yeah, that really just makes them astroturtles from the perspective of, you know, us. And Eastman and Laird. And the Turtles. Shredder. Well, not so much the Utroms, but anyone/thing/whatsit that originated on Earth.

No, no, this makes perfect sense. See, if they're not mutants, he can drop the "M" from the acronym, which makes them TNT. Which blows up.

Megan Fox! Oh, wait...

What about the guy who directed Manos: The Hands of Fate?

The original comics where the same stuff that gave Daredevil his powers turned four regular Earth-turtles into sentient, bipedal turtle-people? Or are you referring to not-original comics?

If she wasn't standing next to him, this would look all sorts of creepy.

Is it just me, or does the cover shot for the video look like someone photographed a couple of Hot Wheels cars on a model railroad layout?

Can you fit two adults in one of those rolling coffins? For sure you'd have to draw straws to figure out who stays behind when you take it out to buy a proper LEGO set. And by "proper", I mean one of the ones that makes your suitcase look anemic, and sometimes has a name that includes the words "Ultimate…