This is like the fucking twilight zone.

and for parents - 1 year - ONE YEAR maternity leave - and the other parent can use part of that!

Do that and we’ll torch the White House again. Wasn’t hard last time.

As a Canadian this is a hilarious exchange.
Canada:“Hey, we just wanted to tell you guys that you’re great.”
America: “FUCK YOU DON’T TELL ME HOW TO BE.”
Canada: “Sorry”

Fuck you Ashley, we’re just trying to be nice.

We’re polite up here Ashley.